captious

adj- the most versatile word in existence, it has no singular definition, but rather modifies any noun in the english language. this maddeningly annoying word is often found in memory tests, sometimes prompting test-takers to vomit with rage. can also support suffix addenda.

1. not only is joe a douchebag, but he's a captious motherfucker.

2. to hell with this captious-ass memory test, i'm going to smoke some delectible stogies and swill some hooch.

by Klamson! February 22, 2007

captialism

The best economic system known to mankind. Socialist pinkos don't get it yet, but capitalism is THE shit.

Boy, do I love capitalism! I can actually make something of myself and provide for my family!

by Rob Lawson March 17, 2004

Cactile Dysfunction

When you're trying to have sex with a chick, but her legs are so hairy/spiky that you can't keep an erection.

"Dude, I got her pants off, and I rubbed her legs and I suddenly had an extreme case of cactile dysfunction."

by iamcurbappeal October 26, 2009

Caitie Doyle

Original. Vintage 1994. There's no one as much of a sarcastic genius or as colourful as her.

Caitie Doyle is bubbly, giggly and otherwise hilarious.

by Pandora Box December 19, 2010

carailho

(Portuguese) Slang for Penis

Tu es um carailho (Your a dick!)

by Filarmonica April 27, 2005

carbing

To be excessively linked to websites while chatting, or texting. No chatting, just endless links.

I was IMing with J, he never speaks, just endlessly carbing me.

What's up with all the carbing dude, can't you say hi?

by ctden666 March 12, 2009

Operation Cacti

The operation going on in Iraq that involves Canadian soldiers. Instead of dressing in drab desert colours, the Canadian Armed Forces are wearing green, possibly to look like Cacti.

Three Iraqi soldiers are dead after what appeared to be a cactus shot at them, demonstrating Canada's stunning Operation Cacti offensive.

by SpeZek July 25, 2008