Assclown + Douchebag = Clownbag. A good way to nail someone with two insults at once, masked in such a way that only you know the true power of the insult. Much more kid-friendly than Clownbag's biracial twin, Assdouche.
Angered driver: *mutter* Come on...this clownbag keeps cutting me off...
Ken: You're such a clownbag.
Andy: Well you...wait, what the fuck are you even talking about?
Ken: You're such a clownbag.
Andy: Well you...wait, what the fuck are you even talking about?
by kennyo21361 July 23, 2009
Get the Clownbag mug.An underground organisation of scary looking clowns that are dedicated to the cause of curing Britain of the "chav" threat by any means. They have some notority both online, and offline.
Jack: Did you hear about all those chavvy kids who got attacked the other day? Reports said they were beaten down in broad daylight by a gang of clowns!
Jake: Yep, that's that awesome organisation "Clowns Who Kill Chavs". There's hope for Britain yet!!!
Jake: Yep, that's that awesome organisation "Clowns Who Kill Chavs". There's hope for Britain yet!!!
by Jerryatrick January 29, 2010
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Clowny is a white eyed freak with freaky, long teeth who psychologically kills his victims. He usually targets teenagers. He lives on fear and the more scared you are of him, the more the chance that he will get you.
He is believed to psychologically and mentally torture his victims to the point of no return, when they lose their minds. One victim, Irwin Papadopoulos, did nothing but stare at the roof and continuously laugh. He had to be put to sleep at Auckland City Hospital, New Zealand. He was described as someone who "completely lost his mind, who stared up at the ceiling all day and laughed uncontrollably. His eyes were terrified, you could tell he didn't want to laugh, but his mouth was smiling, he just kept laughing."
The most recent victims were supposedly in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, the Masbate Islands in the Phillipines and Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.
He is believed to psychologically and mentally torture his victims to the point of no return, when they lose their minds. One victim, Irwin Papadopoulos, did nothing but stare at the roof and continuously laugh. He had to be put to sleep at Auckland City Hospital, New Zealand. He was described as someone who "completely lost his mind, who stared up at the ceiling all day and laughed uncontrollably. His eyes were terrified, you could tell he didn't want to laugh, but his mouth was smiling, he just kept laughing."
The most recent victims were supposedly in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, the Masbate Islands in the Phillipines and Melbourne, Victoria, Australia.
Girl 1: I think Clown's out to get me.
Girl 2: (Screams)
Guy 1: Dude, I got a missed call 3 days ago. Do you think it's Clowny?
Guy 2: Hell yeah brah, I don't want nothing to do with you no more!
Girl 2: (Screams)
Guy 1: Dude, I got a missed call 3 days ago. Do you think it's Clowny?
Guy 2: Hell yeah brah, I don't want nothing to do with you no more!
by Gargle9861827172092212 August 5, 2012
Get the Clowny mug.1. (n.) A one seat flying clown-like flower created for Bowser, King of the Turtle Tribe known as the Koopa. It is equiped with Mecha-Koopas and bowling balls.
by Matthew the True Gamer January 30, 2003
Get the Koopa Clown Car mug.Similar to a Circus Clown Car, except that instead of 15 or 20 clowns packed in a car for amusement. A Mexican Clown Car is packed with 15 or 20 Mexicans illegals trying to cross the border.
Last week a Border Patrol agent pulled over a suspicious vehicle that turned out to be a Mexican Clown Car.
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Get the Mexican Clown Car mug.After having anal sex a man cock-slaps his girlfriend and spreads her own fecal matter around her mouth giving her the look of a sad clown.
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