Button Rape

The male version of button raping is grasping the penis and placing the thumb on the japs-eye and firmly pushing it down as it if was a button.

The female version is placing your hand over a woman's breast and poking at the nipple firmly.

Dude, That Megan girl button raped me so bad last night. Fucking stang like a bitch.

by buttonbasher May 14, 2010

slut button

Belly button jewelry

Her slut button was a nice accompaniment to the tramp stamp on her back.

by fieldmarshal July 3, 2007

Monkey Button

Slang for Clitoris, After touching it just right, she will go "OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH" like a monkey - Refer Leanne Taylor

"God I love it when she touches my Monkey Button"

by Zarvensha November 10, 2006

monkey button

slang for poopcutter or asshole.

My girlfriend loves it when I stick it up her monkey button.

by hotkarl December 13, 2003

Button Masher

A person who "Button Mashes" or, during a video game, presses random buttons which may (or may not) be successful.

Dude, your such a button masher
WTF N3WBI3!!! U R 5UCH A BUTT0N MA5H3R!! I M SOOOO M0R3 L33T THAN U!!!!!!!!

by n3rdma5t3r5000and1 March 30, 2009

push the button

The act of doing a dull, repetitious job of seemingly little importance; often by being the human component in a technological or mechanical process.

All I did at work today was push the button.

I'm doing the same thing I do every night, honey: pushing the button.

If I don't push the button every 108 minutes the world will end, or whatever.

by meansparty August 29, 2010

Cummy Buttons

Cummy buttons is when you sit or lie down on your back, penis pointing towards the ceiling, blood flow - check. Pressure - check. Use an overhand grip to firmly grasp your man organ. Make handjob. Once your dick is about to vomit aim at your belly McButton. Proceed in shooting your butter in your McButton. If your belly McButton looks like a small cup of half an half, you will have just succeeded in playing a game of cummy buttons.

I lied down on my back, penis pointing towards the ceiling, blood flow - check. Pressure - check. I used an overhand grip and firmly grasped my man organ. Made handjob. Once my dick was about to vomit I aimed at my belly McButton. I proceeded in shooting my butter into my McButton. My belly McButton looked like a small cup of half an half, I had succeeded in playing a game of cummy buttons.

by Pud Puddy June 30, 2017