Toledo Burrito

The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".

"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."

by The Earl of Teabag September 15, 2008

Wet Burrito

After using an "Alaskin Pipeline" and the used 'dildo' is not frozen anymore, slap the women in the face with the open end, leaving a brown smear on her face.

After using my Alaskin Pipeline on your mom, she stood up and I hit her in the face with my Wet Burrito.

by Dr. Syphilis April 16, 2009

Tahitian Burrito

The act of shitting in a vagina and then having sex with it.

If male injects feces into a woman's vagina. Let's it marinade. After marinating he then has sex with the feces filled vagina. This act I called The Tahitian Burrito.

by Dirty Sanchez 1 October 25, 2013

burrito peels

The strips of foil created as one unpeels a foil wrapped burrito.

That douche just left his burrito peels on the bench after he was done eating.

by bikepilgrim September 2, 2009

Convenient Burrito

1. A burrito that is conveniently eaten by all who observe it

2. A girl willing to have wild sex on a Tuesday night.

1. Dude i saw that convenient burrito and i ate some!
2. Man i got me a convenient burrito last night.

by Fanny Dangles January 23, 2010

burrito of weirdness

when something you encounter evokes a myriad of contradicting emotions all at once.

Article: "For reintroduction to go smoothly, the cub’s environment must be free from human influence, which is why the researchers must don panda costumes before physically handling the baby bear."

Dude: panda costumes? that’s hilarious, cute, and creepy all at the same time...it’s like a burrito of weirdness.

by AlexParkerMC December 7, 2010

purple burrito

When a penis turns a shade of violet from bruising. Usually as a result of a girl biting down or a girls penatrated hole be too tight or fit.

Hattie bit down so hard she gave me a purple burrito

Elizabeth's pussy was so tight my dick was smushed and I got a purple burrito

by ThePurpleBurrito May 15, 2014