Toledo Burrito

The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".

"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."

by The Earl of Teabag September 15, 2008

Wet Burrito

After using an "Alaskin Pipeline" and the used 'dildo' is not frozen anymore, slap the women in the face with the open end, leaving a brown smear on her face.

After using my Alaskin Pipeline on your mom, she stood up and I hit her in the face with my Wet Burrito.

by Dr. Syphilis April 16, 2009

Tahitian Burrito

The act of shitting in a vagina and then having sex with it.

If male injects feces into a woman's vagina. Let's it marinade. After marinating he then has sex with the feces filled vagina. This act I called The Tahitian Burrito.

by Dirty Sanchez 1 October 25, 2013

Chicoli Burrito

When you stick a Chipotle Burrito up someones ass, adding the secret Ecoli ingredient Chipotle stopped offering.

Gay Man Asks: "Anyone want to get Chipolte burritos? I'll can make it a Chicoli Burrito for you. (wink-wink)"

by Mount Philimanjaro October 6, 2016

bathroom burrito

a burrito that you heat up in a 1130 WATTAGE microwave and leave in the bathroom for 3 hours waiting for your daughter to eat.

mom: who ate my bathroom burrito??
me: oh. i did.

by pickle6my9stick September 14, 2019

burrito fest

A room or party full of dudes

Sarah: did you do to James party?
Scott: yea I left it was a burrito fest.

by gummy bear queen August 1, 2015

Nica-Burrito

Nica-Burrito is a Nicaraguan Burrito. Has Gallo Pinto, Carne Asada, Chilero, Repollo and Queso Frito. Created in Antioch California at Kiki’s Restaurant by ChefNica415.

Have you ever had a Nica-Burrito? The only place to get em is in Antioch,Ca

by Chef505 May 9, 2021