Booblester

Someone who molests a woman's breasts and/or moobs.

Woman 1: Did you see that booblester booblesting that woman?
Woman 2: Yeah, she wasn't even struggling.
Woman 1: I think she kinda liked it
Both: Eww

by OrangeJuiceIsYummy November 1, 2009

Booger Paper

Anything made of paper that you can blow your nose on such as tissue, toilet paper, paper towels etc.

My nose is dripping, hand me some booger paper, quick!

by dob bobolina November 13, 2010

Booger Garden

A place at your house, work, car, or anyplace you spend a lot of time at were you put your booger at. Mostly found under a desk or table.

Jimmy's booger would not come off his finger so he put it in his booger garden

by Keeper of the Booger October 21, 2012

Booger whiskers

When a small child wipes boogers with dirty hands causing a streak on their cheeks of dried booger and dirt making it look like someone drew whiskers on their face.

It looks like someone drew whiskers on her face but they are just booger whiskers.

by Woofy616 February 20, 2014

booger bomb

A booger that flies out of your nose and hits the person your talking to in the face. booger, nose boogey, snot , nasal mucus, nose, food bullet

I was so embarrassed, I met this beautiful woman and just as I thought I might try to kiss her, a booger bomb shot from my nose onto her forehead. I hope she didn't feel it.

by joecoolthefool May 18, 2016

Booger flick

To flick a booger at someone after roasting them. (To roast someone, is to insult them in the most severe of manners.) it can also be said as well.

*At a restaurant, and the food looks really gross, all the girls at the table freak out.*
Fat-ass Jason: Jeez, why can't you guys just eat the food? Oh my god....
Pansy: Yea, well can you NOT eat the food?! Your flabby enough as it is, but I guess you can keep the man boobs, you fucking food-slut. BOOGER FLICK IN YO' FACE, BITCH.
*Gets up to go to bathroom*

by QueerQuail January 4, 2017

Booger hook

A humorous alternative for any of the four fingers commonly used to pick ones nose

Get your dirty booger hooks away from my French fries.

by DrPrepper February 16, 2017