To be mobbed or overrun by an onward surge of crazed shoppers/zombies - possibly resulting in grave or serious bodily harm.
Schlomo: My goodness, Saul, why are you in a wheelchair?
Saul: Well Schlomo, I was standing first-in-line for the special midnight Walmart opening to buy the Collector's Edition of Trailer Park Barbie. When doors swung open, I was suddenly "Black-Fridayed" down the aisle by rushing crowd of crazed little old ladies and overweight fat leg-ged women with 2 children in tow. Being overrun, I fell to floor and was stepped on, trampled at, and treated like dirt. SO! Lesson is: Never be first in line at a Black Friday sale!
Shlomo: Oh, didja get the Barbie?
Saul: ... ... ... Thanks fer askin' ...
Saul: Well Schlomo, I was standing first-in-line for the special midnight Walmart opening to buy the Collector's Edition of Trailer Park Barbie. When doors swung open, I was suddenly "Black-Fridayed" down the aisle by rushing crowd of crazed little old ladies and overweight fat leg-ged women with 2 children in tow. Being overrun, I fell to floor and was stepped on, trampled at, and treated like dirt. SO! Lesson is: Never be first in line at a Black Friday sale!
Shlomo: Oh, didja get the Barbie?
Saul: ... ... ... Thanks fer askin' ...
by Rex Righteous December 29, 2012
Get the Black-Fridayedmug. The day after Thanksgiving where you have a higher chance of being trampled to death in a store while trying to get a cheap tv
Person 1: Hey, are you going to (insert store here) for Black Friday shopping?
Person 2: Heck no, I'm shopping online. Don't want to be trampled to death by someone carrying a large, cheap tv.
Person 2: Heck no, I'm shopping online. Don't want to be trampled to death by someone carrying a large, cheap tv.
by AdmiralSupreme November 20, 2017
Get the black fridaymug. The saying "once you go black you never go back" is not true. My sister Alison has gone black and forth many times.
by Cocoa Baton May 17, 2018
Get the Black and Forthmug. A term used for monkey penis. It is normally long to make up for the missing intelligence and common sense.
by HJJ I November 2, 2023
Get the Black Deckmug. A secret European mafia with ties in Italy that became the Sicilian Mafia when Europeans emigrated to the United States. The Godfather came from a Black Hand family.
Don't fuck with the black hand.
by AJ from the Crest October 16, 2007
Get the Black Handmug. A mystical creature, that no one has seen. It probably doesn’t exist. Saying a black dad exists, is like saying unicorns and leprechauns are real. It’s crazy!
Jamal: “ay man you eva see a black dad?”
Jovante: “naw man. I’ll see unicorns before I catch one of those things.”
Jovante: “naw man. I’ll see unicorns before I catch one of those things.”
by STEPMOMPINGASRRR September 14, 2018
Get the Black dadmug. A term for a situation of extreme awkwardness. A comparison to the hordes of "Awks" pouring out of the Black Gates in LOTR, ie it is the most awkward situation possible.
Son: Good Day Mom?
Mother: Son, I haven't been sexually satisfied by your father in years, so I divorced him this morning and we're moving in with your Headmaster. I'm sure he'll drive you into school tomorrow.
You: Holy shit Black Gates.
Mother: Son, I haven't been sexually satisfied by your father in years, so I divorced him this morning and we're moving in with your Headmaster. I'm sure he'll drive you into school tomorrow.
You: Holy shit Black Gates.
by ImperialEmperor November 13, 2011
Get the Black Gatesmug.