The bible

If you want to see the biggest pile of horse shit in the universe, then read the bible. It`s so full of lies and absolute BULLSHIT that you begin to question why so many people have been infected by the disease that is christianity. The bible says you can`t masturbate, that`s bullshit! The bible says you can`t swear, that`s bullshit too. The bible says you can`t be gay, that`s even bigger bullshit!

Don`t read the bible because the bible is shit

Jack: You should read the bible
Fred: You expect me to buy into that fucking shit?
Jack: It`s not shit, it`s what god wanted the world to be
Fred: well your god can suck my dick

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic November 26, 2020

bible black

Origion: Bibles usually had a black leather or paper cover. Since books were expensive a leather cover offered long term use and durability. Printing on the cover was usually in gold lettering.

More Archaic Definition: Bible black originally meant to quote Holy Scripture in such a way as to legitimize cruelty or other evils. The intent is always destructive, with the prideful desire to maintain the appearance of piety and propriety.

Usually, the Scripture has to be taken out of context to meet its dark goal so it will be parsed as a lawyer would to make the true point.

Example 1: Yes, well of course I hate you, "And I will hate you with a perfect hatred".

Ignoring John, "Whoever hates his brother does not remain in the light". Or Jesus, "Whoever hates his brother in his heart commits murder". Or Moses, "You will not hate your brother in your heart".

Example 2: "I've had enough of you and your Bible Black"

by Rev. Fr. Stan Smith December 28, 2005

Bobblehead

An employee who, having fought the powers-that-be repeatedly, and has been beaten down repeatedly, who is now reluctantly-but-resignedly following the company line in a drone-like fashion. The visual is of someone nodding up-and-down to whatever is asked of them, putting in time until either retirement or a better job comes along, while silently thinking, "If that's what they want, that's what they're gonna get - and nothing more!"

Definitely not an ass-kisser.

1) After being an acting team leader and temporary supervisor for two years, Harry was passed over for promotion - again -and now no matter what happens he just sits there like a bobblehead agreeing with every stupid idea from the adminisphere.

2) I've got three years to go to retire - I'm just going to sit here like a bobblehead and keep going "yep, uh-huh, whatever you say" - as long as they keep sending me my paycheck!

by kilroyjc July 8, 2009

Biable

The same sex flexibility of an individual when they are presented with an opportunity for some same sex play

Tom considered himself straight but he was pretty biable for a good looking guy with a nice package

by Drewandtomuk March 29, 2017

Revolution Bobbleheads

Women who are groupies of the professional soccer team New England Revolution. They hang around the stadium after the games in hopes of having an intimate encounter with one or several of the players.

"The Revolution Bobbleheads take great pride in their dick slurping skills."

by Somerville 4 life December 10, 2019

Biblexual

A person who strongly believes in god,reads the bible often and prays everyday.Yet loves casual Hardcore sex.

Bob:You see that vicar, she is a massive Biblexual.
Liam:Really?
Bob:How'd u think I got all this wine and bread from!
Liam:Confuddled

by Eisel Dier March 28, 2007

read the bible

A term used to disguise the act of smoking pot.

"Hey Jimmy, wanna come over and read the bible?"

"Ok, sounds good, i'll bring my lighter"

by Kentt August 4, 2007