Ghost bazooka

Rapid yawning with noise so audible, it can only be described as the expulsion of ghosts.

David, your dad is firing ghost bazookas again!

by Anonyomousbazooka September 26, 2020

Jeff Bezos

When someone such as your friend acts like they have the holy tier answers to life like they are jeff bezos but they don’t.

Friend 1: Shit it’s good I got this life shit figured tf out asf
Friend 2: Nigga why u being so jeff bezos like we don’t all know your microwave has no plate

by Mista chief January 8, 2021

Jeff bezos

When someone such as your friend acting like they got the holy tier answers to life like they are jeff bezos

Friend 1: Shit too bad I already got this life shit figured tf out asf
Friend 2: Why are u being so jeff bezos like your microwave has a plate

by Mista chief January 8, 2021

bronx bazooka

When a small rural career firefighter wants to try and new man another firefighter, so he makes up a phrase that involves a busy department in the name

How many in the group can tell me what a Bronx Bazooka is? Worthen didn’t know

by Smokeeatinfool February 5, 2021

Joof Bezos

The most rich and evil version of Joof possible

Jeff: Joof Bezos is rich and everyone loves him.

by Joofus August 18, 2021

Jess Bezos

Richer than Jeff Bezos, no doubt!

Jess Bezos is in town!

by Allzza August 20, 2021

Jeff Bezos

Jeff Bezos is the chief executive Big Ol' Rich boy of amazon. He went to space, but didn't actually go to space, he went to the edge of space, so pretty lame, I can do that whilst I slumber. He also ate an iguana, so like, that's weird.

Gejj Bestor? No, It's "Jeff Bezos," his name is Jeff Bezos, not fucking "Gejj Bestor"

by steakjuice September 10, 2021