Worthen 

To be a stoner at heart, but with the colossal amount of homework and gargantuan film projects, time for marijuana is limited to .0238%

Sorry Erin, I can't smoke out your limo with you because I gotta pull a Worthen tonight and do my FLVS with one hand and edit my film with the other.

Worthen by erinfouraker October 20, 2010

Worthington's Law 

More money = better than. A rather fail safe way to gauge the value of human worth.

Carl Espick, econmist and editor of Value Magazine-
Did you know that, according to Worthington's Law, the opera singer who called himself, 'The Great Caruso' was nowhere near as great as Sammy Hagar, The Red Rocker? So shut up, Caruso! Hey! Who's greater than Saint Francis of Assisi? How about, uh, Darryl Strawberry? See ya later, Saint Frannie, ya schmuck. Hey, guess who's better than Van Gogh. Let's see, after adjusting for inflation... almost everybody! He made nothing!"

Random Mechanic-
So that means that I'm better than Van Gogh and Galileo put together!

Espick-
And I'm better than you, brainiac.

Worthington's Law by melissa hates dolphins September 4, 2006

Charles Worthington

An extremely lurid sex act to which only a select few know the real meaning of the word.

Guy1 "Do those two hook up last night?"
Guy2 "Yeah, I hear he hit up the Charles Worthington on her"
Guy1 "No fucking way, I need to give that guy a high five!"

Charles Worthington by Charles.W January 17, 2009

Sam Worthington 

A hot Australian actor. born in perth, western australia on august 2 1976. has stared in films such as 'Rogue', 'Terminator Salvation', 'Avatar'.
Is extremely fit and makes girls swoon.

Girl 1: "Ohhh have you seen the new Sam Worthington film?"
Girl 2: yeah he is such a sex god!"

Sam Worthington by MrsCharlieWorthington October 31, 2009

Worthered

The act of having sex with a person much older in age, who then hands you a delicious candy treat afterwards but scolds you for using bad grammar during the act.

Although he enjoyed the candy afterwards, the dark memory of being worthered by an older woman will haunt him forever.

Worthered by tri_dude March 20, 2010

Robby Worthington 

cock blocker.... smart as hell...thinks abstinence is the answer.

That teenager down the street looks like he would be a Robby Worthington.

Robby Worthington by khooozay June 11, 2008

Worthington 

Unruly beard of solidarity

I haven't shaved my Worthington since the last time I was in this shit hole

Worthington by doubleyouill November 17, 2010