Online Based Relationship

An OBR (Online Based Relationship) is a relationship between two people who confess their love for each other online, but never talk in real life.

Frank has to get on myspace, every night to see if he's still on Sarah's top 8, that's how he tends to his Online Based Relationship.

by jenni.kate January 9, 2009

golden baseball

when your jerking off and you pee all over your balls instead of cuming

shit, i was trying to masturbate last night and i didnt finish, all i got were some golden baseballs

by the_boy_who_lost_his_hair June 12, 2009

based and normal pilled

Your unpleasant truth of reality is faked and you have to take normal pills.
"Normal pills" Is a meme that is about Dream who is a popular Minecraft YouTuber. He made a song called "Masked" and in the music video, he took Normal pills. CRINGE!

Based Legend: Hey, are you a dream stan?
Cringebaby: Yeah!
Based Legend: based and normal pilled

by うんち市 June 23, 2021

56746th base

having sexual intercourse with a dvd player while being butt raped by a whale in the middle of Sweden

Moby Dick likes to get to 56746th base

by the the the the the the the February 5, 2010

I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

Very commonly used and inconspicuous excuse for getting out of pretty much anything. One can replace the word 'brother' with any relative that would make sense. Possible substitutes include but are not limited to:
Sister, Cousin, Nephew, Niece, etc.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna hang out?
(Guy 2) One sec... Nah, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna see a movie with some friends?
(Guy 2) Can't tonight, I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

(Guy 1) Hey Guy 2, wanna play some football today?
(Guy 2) Sorry man, I can't play today. I have to take my brother to baseball practice.

by the putman August 22, 2009

7th Base

Is sex with the hole in the throat.

He had a hole in his throat from smoking. So you stuck it in his throat hole? yep, got to 7th base.

by brigon7 July 9, 2009

Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage

The Springfieldian word for 'milk shake' found at Krusty Burger.

<Wiggum> Do they have Krusty-Partially-Gelatinated-Non-Dairy-Gum-Based-Beverages?
<Lou> Mm-hm. And they call 'em "Shakes"
<Eddie> Heh. "Shakes". You don't know what you're gettin'.
<Wiggum> Well I know what I'm gettin'. Some donuts.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 19, 2003