when you anally masturbate with something such as a frozen hot dog, light bulb, beer bottle, popsicle, etc.. and it gets stuck in your butt and you have to go to the hospital to get it removed which leaves you with an awesome x-ray picture for the fridge
by ~*~Toast~*~ July 1, 2008
Get the 38th Basemug. 3rd Base is getting either a Hand Job, Fingering or Oral Sex. Can also be used as foreplay before sex or just a Sexual activity without having to actually have full Sexual Intercourse
by Cosnett April 6, 2005
Get the 3rd basemug. When one thinks it would be funny if they jacked off while playing blackjack. Everyone else in the semicircle must take your sweating, shaking, and grunting as a sign of having a bad hand.
Gambler: What's that guy's problem?
Other Gambler: Either he just stayed with eight, or he's just hit 21st base.
Other Gambler: Either he just stayed with eight, or he's just hit 21st base.
by Compulsive Gambler July 16, 2010
Get the 21st basemug. The nirvana of sex. One gains entry into this spritual place after giving sixty-nine different girls a 69er.
by Rameshdogg September 18, 2008
Get the 69th basemug. The umovable 40% of America that will support Trump no matter the racist, mysoginistic, or xenophobic shit that he says or does. Generally made up of poorly-educated white Americans and hypocritical evangelists who are gullible, complicit and will forever be on the wrong side of history.
by Dharwinian June 2, 2018
Get the The Trump Basemug. Going to your Grandmother/fathers house, walking in on them having sex, but they don't notice so you go into the closet and then find Narnia, so you go and get your signifigant other take them into Narnia, and fuck as hard as you can.
A: i so went to 62nd base last night!
B: Eww, you saw your grandparents fucking?
A: Yeah, but it was worth it for what happened in Narnia.
B: Eww, you saw your grandparents fucking?
A: Yeah, but it was worth it for what happened in Narnia.
by PissTheFuckOff August 14, 2009
Get the 62nd basemug. Two trains on the same track are moving towards each other, each at a speed of 40 miles per hour. On the top of one train stand 50 naked guys with boners. On the other train stand 50 naked girls who are horny. What happens to the ones that don't fall off when the two trains run into each other is called 40th base.
by gretaaaaaaaaaa August 21, 2008
Get the 40th basemug.