Ralph Baer

A brilliant inventer who came up with the first proto-type home video game system, titled "The Brown Box", later remodeled and mass produced in 1973 as the "Magnavox Odyssey". Ralph Baer is widely considered by some as "The father of video games" even though pioneers like Nolan Bushnell and Steve Wozniak pioneered some of the earliest coin-op games; some of which existed before the Brown Box.

Ignorant gamer: "Who the heck is "Ralph Baer??"

Educated gamer: "............................."

by T.Ractorhead November 25, 2006

italian bakery

when a woman with a yeast infection puts bread dough into her vagina, and due to the yeast and body temperature, the bread will rise, and then her partner will take a bite.

dude! my bitch gave herself an italian bakery! it was so tasty!

by swamprat deeger February 26, 2009

bakersfield

Yes, it's hot. It can suck. However, its what you make of it. Either way, we still have a pretty bad reputation as a glorified hick-ville...

My friend & I during a random roadtrip to Aspen, CO:

random boy at a bar: hey, where are you girls from?
us: california
random boy: you girls here for the bachlorette party?
us: uhm, no. we're visiting friends. who would come all
the way from cali to get married?
random boy: would you rather get married in aspen or vegas?
my friend: well, i would get married in vegas.
random boy: YOU MUST BE FROM BAKERSFIELD!!!!

How the hell he pulled that out of his ass when all he had was the entire CA I'll never know.

by gotAwayFromThere November 9, 2006

bakering

N; having sex while playing halo 3 (girl must take clothes off)

dude sorry i couldn't IM i was bakering

by Cooper Johnason April 1, 2009

Bakerloo Breeze

The farts you encounter before an imminent turd, not unlike the warm breeze felt when waiting on the platform of a tube station as a train approaches. The "train" in this case is your stool, & the tube is your anus.

The Bakerloo Breeze is a sure fire signal you must Drop the Kids Off at the Pool

by Just Touch It December 2, 2004

baberhood

A neighborhood with attractive people - fashionable, stylish, just like Paris - but not.

I need a cheap apartment in a New York baberhood.

by BernadetteO May 31, 2005

BALERAGE

verb: when one explodes into an explicative laced tirade when provoked by those who don't respect one's craft or art (but is not limited to the arts). This type of outburst last no less than three minutes, and often is sparked by a situation that does not warrant such a reaction.

Also known as "Going Bale-istic"

Named for actor Christian Bale's now-infamous tirade on a Director of Photography on the set of "Terminator: Salvation"

" Okay, so the McDonald's cashier forgot your Sweet and Sour sauce...no need to BALERAGE!"

by GeeDeeX February 10, 2009