Bacon Dick

1. When you wake up from a long night of drinking and sweating, and your penis is covered in dick grease.

2. Your dick meat looks like it has the same texture as bacon.

You bacon dick mother fucker.

Bacon Dick by Jemnon March 21, 2012

bacon rim shot 

When you cover a butthole in bacon bits proceed to pound the shit out of it pull out and nut on the hole for dressing, you then eat out the freshly made butthole, bacon, and jizz salad.

I enjoy doing bacon rim shots

bacon rim shot by Os III May 29, 2016

bacon bro

A friend who is a cop

guy: Who's that Joe's talking to?

girl: Of that's his bacon bro.

bacon bro by greenscene May 24, 2009

Bacon Lady 

A large lady, who eats nothing but bacon all the time. She is fat and greasy and smells really bad.

My girlfriend turned into a bacon lady" "Sucked in, is her name Madi?

Bacon Lady by dannyboy11771177 October 21, 2010

Bacon Fever 

Alternative name for Swine Flu.

I'm getting sick, it must be Bacon Fever.

What?

Bacon Fever.... Swine Flu.

Oh. HERP DERP AHAHAA ROTFLOLMAO

Bacon Fever by Bacon Fever Bob March 5, 2011

bacon with steaksauce 

an experimental but awesome dish consisting of one of the world's greatest meat dishes with A1, the world's greatest steaksauce

a phrase combining 2 words that each are synonymous with an expression of joy and goodness

what's for dinner?
bacon!
oh my bacon with steaksauce! this is gonna be awesomeness!
bacon with steaksauce? didn't think of that one, let's try it, it's going to be very bacon with steaksauce!

bacon with steaksauce by UM North Quad August 29, 2011

Bacon Proximity Index (BPI) 

How far a given human being is from fresh hot bacon. This index value is an indicator of quality of life in both first and third world countries.

the BPI is the product of a number of variables
1. distance travel needed
2. modes of travel needed
3. local, relative cost of bacon
4. time required for bacon preparation
5. quality of bacon available
6. risks to be undertaken to achieve the bacon

I'm in Denny's right now bro, my Bacon Proximity Index (BPI) is at the absolute maximum value known in the universe.

triple the bacon on my bacon sundae.

Bacon Proximity Index (BPI) by aaron_ros April 25, 2013