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happy burrito 

1: The act of having sex in a sleeping bag.
2: Being happy and rolled in your blankets
Phil and Marsha had a happy burrito last night in there tent.
I am a happy burrito
happy burrito by AlsaineandSvenie December 26, 2014

Side burrito

1. A side dish offered by the convenience store Wawa.
2. A side piece, but more short and round, like a burrito.
"I'll have a chicken parm, with a side burrito please."
"I hope my wife doesn't find out about my side burrito."
Side burrito by theskoontz May 16, 2017

Burying the Burrito 

The spicy love-making that ensues after the consumption of cocktails, more specifically a mojito.
Burying the Burrito is most commonly heard in the following way " You can bury your burrito if you buy me a mojito"

Choking the burrito

When someone squeezes their penis tightly in hopes to have it fit into a tight hole that naturally developed in a wall.
George thought that choking the burrito would help him become intimate with a hole that appeared in the wall, directly in his view as he sat on the toilet taking a shit.
Choking the burrito by Neeomboo March 27, 2019

gay nigga men balls chees bread waffles burrito mexigga intercourse

when balls collide into a homosexual loaf of bread while another man has an erection while inside of the man with his balls in a loaf of bread (typically there is another man in the background doing the hamburger with his dick)
yo yall wanna have gay nigga men balls chees bread waffles burrito mexigga intercourse?

New York Burrito 

the sexual act of a male defecating into his female partner's vagina.
Because Eric didn't feel right about taking a dump into a woman's cooter, the thought of a New York Burrito did not appeal to him.
New York Burrito by JoFo July 27, 2008