Brand Ambassador

Wealthy Villian dealin company time . Getting paid just to talk . Own boss run on own time .

Chris says work smart don’t work hard . Mr. brand ambassador stay gettin broads .

by Chri$zzz March 16, 2022

lalten branding

The savagely bad ass branding agency, with a quirky and creative team on borad. The dirtiest minds got together for some pun.

She : Oh he is sarcastic.

He : He is almost like Lalten branding.

by Creative Ninja November 26, 2021

Branding

Smacking your dick on a girls ass until you leave a mark of your dick on the cheek.

“Oh hi son, I was just branding your mother.”

by Hunter9075 October 30, 2018

I’m A Brand

when someone completely loses their sense of humour because it doesn’t fit in with their personal brand

“I’m a brand and my YouTube channel “Andrew On Glue” could be completely destroyed if that joke is associated with my brand”

by seanalfred January 31, 2021

Store brand

The superior brand choice for the enlightened masses. These enlightened individuals realize that name brands and store brands are literally one and the same. The only difference is that you're paying more for the label on the can, and only suckers and conformists fall for that. Organic brands, however, trump both store and name brands. Mainly self-actualized people buy organic brands.

In summary:
organic/healthy brands > store brands > name brands

Some dude: *buys name-brand chips*
Me, an enlightened cashier: Hey, you know you can save $2 by buying the store brand alternative, right?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 28, 2022

Brande

One who will give you her last penny, the shirt off her back, and a smile. She loves big and is loved by her girl.

Brande is a giver not a taker.

by anonymous July 17, 2023

Russell branding

When a celebrity or somewhat relevant figure -usually right-leaning - suddenly starts to promote Christian teachings after having shown no interest, or even disdain, towards religion in the past.

This is usually done as some form of preparation for damage control when expecting some kind of sexual assault/abuse allegation or lawsuit to be incoming.

"You heard Joe Rogan has been seen going to church lately?"
"Uh-oh, he must be russell branding"

by hp lolcraft May 31, 2025