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Get the Ball Bra mug.A bra with so much padding/push up that the extra volume alone is larger than the size of someone's boobs. Mattress bras are usually extremely thick and uncomfortable to wear.
"Dude, this chick I took home last night had MASSIVE TITS. I was so excited until she took off her mattress bra and she went from a DD to a B at best..."
by UrbanDictionaryDoctrine May 30, 2017
Get the Mattress Bra mug.Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True
It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True
It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.
by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022
Get the It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow mug.On a hot summer day the collection of sweat and possibly lactate in a woman's bra.
Imagine the story of Newton and the Apple except with sweat and underboob.
Imagine the story of Newton and the Apple except with sweat and underboob.
Rex: Julie why are you fanning and lifting your shirt so often?
Julie: Feels like the Ecuadorian fucking rainforest I'm swimming in bra soup.
Julie: Feels like the Ecuadorian fucking rainforest I'm swimming in bra soup.
by Goatmangold September 6, 2022
Get the Bra soup mug.A bra made of poop, most commonly dog poop, that is usually acquired accidentally when creating a snow angel while nude.
Kenzie: I want to go make a snow angel while nude.
Onlookers: watch out for the mega dump the dogs took.
A few minutes later:
Onlookers: oh my god Kenzie found the mother load and has a poop bra now. Oh my god she is now vomiting and looks like a homeless person in the yard.
Onlookers: watch out for the mega dump the dogs took.
A few minutes later:
Onlookers: oh my god Kenzie found the mother load and has a poop bra now. Oh my god she is now vomiting and looks like a homeless person in the yard.
by DeepDefinitionz November 24, 2023
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