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Greek Blanket 

When a testicle sack is stretched and placed over a persons face to keep them warm.
Push, I'm cold. Can I use your Greek Blanket?
Greek Blanket by jippness November 4, 2008

safety blanket 

When you fold up a bit of Loo Roll and lay it down in the toilet when you have a poo.
This is effective in combating two common issues on the crapper.

1. You don't get any splashback so your bumhole doesn't get wet.

2. When you are in a situation where you don't want other toilet users to know you just had a poo, (usually in a public toilet), you lay one out, and the undesirable plop is silence
Dude, I just forgot to use a safety blanket, the splashback was my own pisswater, and it went into my butthole.
safety blanket by pansplatterer April 25, 2010

boner blanket 

A blanket used to cover an aroused penis.
Hey before you put the porno DVD on, can you pass me that boner blanket.
boner blanket by nouveaupauvre January 2, 2008

Reverse Pigs in a Blanket 

1) RPIB. When a man places his testicles in the middle of a woman's vagina, she covers his testicles with her labia, and then queefs to reveal the testies to the world again.
2) When a man rips the skin of his penis off, reverses the skin, slips it onto his hand, like a glove, and uses it to masturbate.
I asked if she wanted to RPIB (reverse pigs in a blanket) and she laughed. The laugh caused an involuntary queef. Our eyes met, she looked like a wood nymph, and we both knew what would happen next.

dirty mexican cum blanket 

that blanket someone gives you when you're staying over their house on short notice. it's usually smelly, itchy and looks like someone bought it at a garage sale for $2. in most cases you'd rather use your sweatshirt as a blanket and freeze to death before cuddling with this rag
friend: "here's a pillow and blanket dude" *pulls nasty blanket out of closet*
you: "thanks man" *throws blanket on the other side of the room after first touch* "no way am I sleeping with a dirty mexican cum blanket..."

Wet blanket 

A person who seems determined not to have a good time and refuses to play or interact with others. Someone who generally has a negative attitude. In some cases people can become wet blankets because they cannot win the games the others are playing or continously lose, and as a result give up, becoming a wet blanket. It is important to note the continous offenses as a wet blanket can result in becoming a soggy biscuit.
1. Zane: "No, you guys always abuse me, I'm tired of playing, I quit!"
Us: "Don't be a wet blanket... You know what? You've done it to much, now you're just a soggy biscuit."
Wet blanket by tigress6793 November 5, 2010