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justin bieber banana bleeder

Its when a man inserts a banana half way into a a girls vagina durring a heavy period then lick the period blood off the end of the banana.
Susan is a crazy slut, she wanted me to do a justin bieber banana bleeder last night
by tk4life420 June 12, 2014
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Mr. Belvedere

A towel specifically used for wiping both
male and female sex cum off and out of the participating parties. Can be used for weeks at a time. Also known as a cum rag.
"I have cum all over my stomach, can you get Mr. Belvedere to wipe it off please?"
by Mikey851 August 14, 2008
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Belvedere

The best skate-punk-metal-pop-hardcore (That's how Steve, vocals and guitar definied their music) band ever. Formed in 1995 they split up in 2005 for a reason I don't know.
Belvedere made me start playing guitar.
by Belvedere September 5, 2005
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belvedere

hey, gimme soma dat belvedere
by teh_l33t_h4x0r January 16, 2008
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Belvedere

bell-vuh-deer n. A pompous homosexual aristocrat.
Tony Randall may be married to some young babe, but we all know he's just a Belvedere.
by Grogan's Heroes September 13, 2003
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bleeder

what happens when you are peeing and you zip up your pants too fast before you get a chance to make sure your balls are safely protected by your boxers; made popular in the movie There's Something About Mary
Pete zipped his balls right into his zipper teeth and ripped his sack open;his balls almost fell onto the floor making it a pretty serious bleeder.

Lavernius heard screaming from the bathroom and thought it might have been a bleeder; when she went to check it out her suspicions were confirmed by Reginald screaming in pain with his hand over his bloody nut sac.
by Sean Lock Romulux November 2, 2006
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bleeded

past tense of "bleed",

used by Justin Timberlake in an attempt to rhyme with "cheated" in his powerful song "What Goes Around Comes Back Around"
"When you cheated girl, my heart bleeded girl...
and it goes without saying, that you left me feelin hurt"
by Nigerian Hotness December 9, 2008
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