The achievement of any sex act that results in the female partner screaming or declaring, "Hey! That stings!"
"Hey Josh, did you nail that bette last night?"
"Not only! I also won the 'Battle of Hastings' when I slammed a dry citrus reamer up her ass!"
"Dude, that is powerful excellent to hear!!"
"Not only! I also won the 'Battle of Hastings' when I slammed a dry citrus reamer up her ass!"
"Dude, that is powerful excellent to hear!!"
by Billy Beck O'Hannity March 31, 2010
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by SH4DOW September 1, 2008
Get the E-Battle mug.When you have two chicks giving you a blumpkin at the same time and they are fighting for the payoff.
by Shizzle Daddy October 24, 2005
Get the Battling Blumpkin mug.Pick up line used during costume parties where people are dressed in armor/ are carrying swords. also good to use in normal everyday situations. may scare a few people but the d & d kids will love it.
by Ally St. January 1, 2007
Get the Fit for battle mug.The cuts, scrapes or bruises aquired while moshing or during a wall of death at an awesome concert. Usually shown to friends as proof of how awesome the concert or pit was.
Max: Dude!!! Look at what happened to my leg at Warped Tour!!! Look how much its bleeding!!
John: Thats an awesome battle wound. I guess that wall of death was pretty brutal.
Max: Yea
John: Thats an awesome battle wound. I guess that wall of death was pretty brutal.
Max: Yea
by Creeping_Shadows July 19, 2009
Get the Battle Wound mug.A horrible battle in 2004 where there was a shortage of twinkies, so every woman named Jemima went to the twinkie warehouse and they fought a bloody battle. The Jemimas lost against the Cleophus's.
by CHI-FOO January 24, 2005
Get the battle of the twinkies mug.A brand new revolution is coming for colleges all around the world that will bring happiness and competition to all. The game is called BATTLE CAPS. Simmiliar to the hit classic BASEketball, the game revolves around a simple idea.
Objective:
To complete the 5 stages and have the most points at the end of the 5 stages. (65 Points Total)
The begin, flip the cap on a bottle of soda, the top is heads and the bottom ( area with hole) is tails.
Player starts behind the marker, usually the bottled beverage. The player places the goal, usually a small empty bag of chips or something of that nature, The player puts the cap on its side, puts their finger on top of it, and generates pressure to wheel it into the goal. Each stage gets farther and farther away from the marker.
Point System:
2 points for each goal made
1 point for each goal where the cap goes in and comes out
Stage 5: 2 points plus bomus:
1st Time Making it- 3 points
2nd Time Making it- 2 points
3rd Time Making it- 1 point
When playing, if the person misses the goal, its one strike.
Miss it again, two strikes.
Miss it again, the player is out. Next Persons turn.
If tie:
Goal is put at Stage 5 first person to make it in the goal wins.
Psyche outs are allowed, but no contact with the person, or the objects being used.
Objective:
To complete the 5 stages and have the most points at the end of the 5 stages. (65 Points Total)
The begin, flip the cap on a bottle of soda, the top is heads and the bottom ( area with hole) is tails.
Player starts behind the marker, usually the bottled beverage. The player places the goal, usually a small empty bag of chips or something of that nature, The player puts the cap on its side, puts their finger on top of it, and generates pressure to wheel it into the goal. Each stage gets farther and farther away from the marker.
Point System:
2 points for each goal made
1 point for each goal where the cap goes in and comes out
Stage 5: 2 points plus bomus:
1st Time Making it- 3 points
2nd Time Making it- 2 points
3rd Time Making it- 1 point
When playing, if the person misses the goal, its one strike.
Miss it again, two strikes.
Miss it again, the player is out. Next Persons turn.
If tie:
Goal is put at Stage 5 first person to make it in the goal wins.
Psyche outs are allowed, but no contact with the person, or the objects being used.
by Anthony Bechelli and Steven Losier January 23, 2006
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