Basket Watching

The act of staring at the crotch area of a male in hopes of seeing a bulge or outline of his penis. Men wearing mesh gym shorts and loose sweatpants are especially targeted by basket watchers.

Guy 1: Dude, are you basket watching?
Guy 2: No! I was just checking for drug smugglers!

by Koyale May 14, 2012

Fruit-basket position

When a man stands with his legs together after having pushed his junk firmly between them. When viewed from behind, it resembles a very nasty basket of fruit.

Is that a chick or is it a dude in the fruit-basket position?

Turn it around... look for the fruit!

by Lenny Bruce March 29, 2009

foot basket

a foot basket is the basket hanging underneath the chair in front of your desk. This is usually found in a school setting, and can also be used to hold books if you want to piss off who sits behind you.

Dude, get your books out of my foot basket. I need a place to put my feet

by iamrogue December 3, 2009

Carol Baskin

An Action Of Murder Specifically By Killing Someone By Whacking Them

Dylan:Hey did you hear that David Pulled A Carol Baskin

John:Yeah that's how my mom died.

by AManWithNoDreams April 23, 2020

spooky basket

A gift basket made in October filled with Goodies and other things related to Halloween. The spooky basket contains candy and movies. It is usually made by a female and given to a male as a gift showing care and intimacy.

Girl: Hey baby I made you a spooky basket with candy and scary movies to watch together!
Guy:Heck yeah I've been wanting a spooky basket so bad!

by Christianthegr8 October 18, 2018

Alaskan Flounder Basket

The act of giving someone an Alaskan Flounder Basket is to Piss on someones face, fart in their mouth, then take a shit on their balls.

Ray and Debra:

Debra:
Ima Piss On Yo Face
Then Ima Fart In Yo Mouth

Ray:
Yeeeah

Debra:
Yeeah, then Ima Shit On Your balls Ray!

*Also Check a song by Iwrestledabearonce entitled Alaskan Flounder Basket*

by Maxwell Plantana March 8, 2011

snatch basket

When a women's panties are so soaked with cum, that when it dries becomes basket like.

" Me and my crew blew so many loads on your great grandmother's crotch last night that she developed a snatch basket. "

by Claymore J. Flapdoodle December 7, 2006