When a pregnant, lesbian woman is simultaneously delivering her child and scissoring with another woman and in the midst of this sexual congress the child is passed into the other woman's vagina and back to the biological mother and so forth, oscillating between the two until one of them achieves climax and whatever that woman says is the child's name henceforth.
"So, Fuckmesideways, how did you get your name?" "Oh, my mother was passing the baby when she had me and unfortunately Barbra won. She always regrets losing because she always thought Kyle was such a lovely name..."
by keatzsche September 22, 2013
The most self-righteous, self-important, incredibly arrogant generation of all time. The progeny of the Greatest and Silent Generations, who grew up with the hardship of the Great Depression and won World War 2, the baby boomers had everything handed to them on a silver platter from day 1.
They act as if the world (particularly THEIR progeny, Generations X and Y) owes them a gigantic debt of gratitude for how they perceived they changed society. They romanticize their promiscuous, drug-induced escapades as having been some sort of Earth-shaking cultural movement that changed the course of history. As if they were the first and last generation to get fucked up and have random sex, and as if that somehow changed the world.
By the 80s every hippie had somehow lost touch with his values of altruism, free love, and selflessness, and had transformed into a suit-wearing, cutthroat yuppie. By now he's a middle-class suburbanite slob. Growing increasingly irrelevant, the baby boomer is trying to insist that his generation was God's gift to the world when in reality it was a selfish, petty, hedonistic generation that turned its back on everything it once stood for.
With modern medicine and a society that is increasingly health-conscious, the boomers are guaranteed to live on for decades beyond their utility, leeching off their posterity (a younger generation smaller than their predecessors, the first Americans who failed to reproduce at a sustainable rate) to the very end.
They act as if the world (particularly THEIR progeny, Generations X and Y) owes them a gigantic debt of gratitude for how they perceived they changed society. They romanticize their promiscuous, drug-induced escapades as having been some sort of Earth-shaking cultural movement that changed the course of history. As if they were the first and last generation to get fucked up and have random sex, and as if that somehow changed the world.
By the 80s every hippie had somehow lost touch with his values of altruism, free love, and selflessness, and had transformed into a suit-wearing, cutthroat yuppie. By now he's a middle-class suburbanite slob. Growing increasingly irrelevant, the baby boomer is trying to insist that his generation was God's gift to the world when in reality it was a selfish, petty, hedonistic generation that turned its back on everything it once stood for.
With modern medicine and a society that is increasingly health-conscious, the boomers are guaranteed to live on for decades beyond their utility, leeching off their posterity (a younger generation smaller than their predecessors, the first Americans who failed to reproduce at a sustainable rate) to the very end.
Baby Boomers: You punk kids should show some respect for your elders!
Punk Kid: Weren't you the ones who invented the phrase "Don't Trust Anyone Over 30?"
Punk Kid: Weren't you the ones who invented the phrase "Don't Trust Anyone Over 30?"
by Hubert Cumberdale Jr. July 25, 2010
(noun)
A group of Idiotic, annoying teenagers with no life. They choose to be "adopted" and say the letter "w" as the second letter of each word. Example: Mwommy.
A group of Idiotic, annoying teenagers with no life. They choose to be "adopted" and say the letter "w" as the second letter of each word. Example: Mwommy.
by GoDoT July 01, 2012
by supaaacoolyo October 27, 2011
When a girl has a guy's baby in order to establish or maintain a relationship or, to obtain child support. On rare occassions, they try having a man's baby in order to steal them from another female.
by F-40 February 29, 2004
Nancy: Here's our little bundle of joy! Isn't she just the cutest thing ever?!?
Lisa & Kate (after one look at Nancy's ugly baby): Ohhhh...! Yessss....
Lisa to Kate: I think Nancy has baby goggles - that's got to be the ugliest baby I've ever seen!
Lisa & Kate (after one look at Nancy's ugly baby): Ohhhh...! Yessss....
Lisa to Kate: I think Nancy has baby goggles - that's got to be the ugliest baby I've ever seen!
by Wine Chick December 04, 2008
Tooth Baby is a noun that might not make sense to most at first glance, but when you get it, oh boy... Calling someone a tooth baby is the equivalent of basically telling them they're as smart as a glass of orange juice. It would be prudent to reserve such a word for only necessary roasting times, you wouldn't make a s'more at a BBQ, or, would you?
"LOL! I totally can't believe that parking job, what an absolute tooth baby!"
"LMAO right, only a true TOOTH BABY would park like that!!!"
"LMAO right, only a true TOOTH BABY would park like that!!!"
by notatoothbaby December 03, 2019