Arthur

The most common english name

Arthur

by Aujenaespoor November 11, 2025

Arthur

The guy who thinks he is funny but is not

Guy A: Wanna hear a joke?
Guy B: No
Guy A: How does a moon do his hair?
Guy A: ECLIPSE IT
Guy B: Bruh you’re such an Arthur

by Sam the jam man August 14, 2022

Arthur

A very sexy man with a micro-penis.

Damn hes a arthur, he must get no girls.

by Arthur's daddy October 12, 2021

Arthuritis

Arthuritis: the defeatist attitude of under employed , depressed , disenfranchised white American men who fantasize about a level of success (conquest and desirable female adoration attained by the Lancelot's of the world while boring ol' Arthur can't get the girl) they will never attain. "Arthur-itis"
" He would have brushed his teeth, put on deodorant, and left the basement to the living if it weren't for the fact that no women looked his way because he had Arthuritis "

He would have brushed his teeth, put on deodorant, and left the basement to the living if it weren't for the fact that no women looked his way because he had Arthuritis "

by TheAuntieVenom September 10, 2022

Arthur’s Seat

A nickname for a threesome for when you’re in Edinburgh.

They hiked Arthur’s Seat all night in Pollock Halls.

by chrisheynjr February 12, 2024

Arthur's Hook

The tiniest thing on Earth. Only sydney would like it.

Sydney: I lovvve Arthur's hook, i wanna bang it! Hardddd

by iufriufiwjxowuyfreh September 25, 2018

Arthur

An annoying guy who pisses people off

Stop that Arthur your not funny

by fatpea September 11, 2022