Amber Turd

To take a shit on your significant others side of the bed if you are "mad" at them.....

To take an "angry" shit on the bed....especially on the side that your mate sleeps on....

To take a shit somewhere and then blame the dog for it..........

If you do any of those things listed above.....then you might just be classified as an "Amber Turd"

Amber Heard took a shit on Johnny Depp's side of the bed because she was mad at him.....(for some petty shit)....

.......therefore..... Amber Heard has committed an "Amber Turd"........

I bet the Queen of England commits "Amber Turd" all over the Royal Palace.......

If Hitler were my husband, I would commit an "Amber Turd" to him......

by #AlexisMason May 19, 2022

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Amber Heard

Turd, Rhyming Slang

Blimey I’m dying for an Amber heard.

by Chelsea98 June 6, 2022

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amber turding

1. the present act of shitting a turd onto the bed/mattress of your boyfriend/spouse
2. the trend of girlfriends/wives shitting onto their significant other's bed or mattress

"Can you please stop Amber turding onto my bed!"
"Why the hell are you Amber turding my mattress!?"

by Alexthepopgamer May 3, 2022

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Amber heard

Slang for taking a shit

Amber Heard-Turd; rhyming slang

Gimme a sec, I just need to take an Amber

by HarleyGirl27 April 27, 2022

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Amber-Heard

1 be told or informed of, usually to deliberately be made or meant to deceive; to allege, lie or otherwise speak untruth.

2. be circulated as an unverified account.

I amber-heard that Jesus was born of a virgin.

“YahWey created the universe.”

“Where did you amber-heard that?”

by Most_Unclean May 7, 2022

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