polish alarm clock

(Verb) The act of masturbating in someone's face early in the morning to wake the said individual up.

I was sleeping soundly, then Dave, the son-of-a-bitch, polish alarm clock-ed me awake.

by J.P. Higgenbottom July 1, 2008

Russian Alarm Clock

Being awaken in the morning by the strong need to urinate.

"Hand me that water bottle. I need to set my Russian alarm clock."

by RingRopeRebellion December 31, 2011

Dirty "D" Alvarado

The act of having anal sex with your partner(male or female/trans-sexual/she-male/it) and right before you ejaculate you pull out intending to shoot your load in your partner's face but instead you embarrassingly fuck up and while under pressure shoot it WIDE LEFT!!!

Gilbert vs. Rutgers, Gilbert's 07/08 season for the USF Bulls.

Last night I was doing anal for the first time and pulled a Dirty "D" Alvarado Pie...three times.

by Adolph Oliver Bush 25 September 6, 2009

alarm clock

THE number 1 drink for early tailgates or day drinks. Consists of malt liquor, orange juice, and pre-workout powder. Drink in excess and you'll be awake and alive for the party.

"The dage starts at 8AM, we better make some alarm clocks"

by Fratrick Star October 28, 2012

Car Alarm

Any person that will not shut the fuck up.

Oh my god, she's still talking?
Yeah, total fucking car alarm

by Mister Marc December 1, 2015

Beer Alarm

The action of setting an alarm, for a very early hour, before going to bed to wake up and immediately shotgun a beer. Preferably have the beer and key next to your bed.

Hey Lukas the big game is tomorrow, we should set a beer alarm to start the day off right

by Scot Tank November 4, 2008

Alarm Cock

The alarm cock is a hilarious sexual prank. A man waits for a woman to go to sleep and retires to a seperate room to masturbate feverishly. Right before ejaculation he returns to the bedroom to cum right in his girls face. She will wake up during this and her confusion will quickly turn to outrage which will be responded to with a hasty retreat. The alarm cock maneuver has also been referred to as the graveyard glaze and the midnight jack.

The definition for Alarm Cock is self explanitory. If performing the alarm clock maneuver it is important to use catchy one liners before escaping. "You had it coming" or perhaps the Woody the Wood Pecker noise would suffice.

by Conman31415 March 18, 2010