Allison tight

A term for a useless female welder that is weak and can’t tighten anything up

Wtf this is Allison tight loose as fuck who tightened this up

by bsk$$$ January 1, 2021

axlism

Axlism is the belief that one should be fed dog treats at all times.

Bark bark, ruff, ruff. I follow axlism.

by PleaseJustGiveUp February 25, 2021

Allison Brakke

She is the sweetest person you will ever meet. She loves to make fun of people but it a nice way and joking around, normally has lots of friends! LOVES to be with her friends and has such a big heart ❤️ she loves everyone well almost everyone and she is the most AMZING friend you will ever have so plz plz plz don’t ever let her go! SHE WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU UNLESS YOU HURT HER IN UNFORGETTABLE WAYS!

Have you meet Allison Brakke you’ll love her

by Katherine Peirce March 25, 2021

allison

Allison is a girl who’s very loving and caring and she’s absolutely the best friend in the whole entire world. She deserves more love then she gets and I will do everything in my power to make her happy. <3

“Woah look at that babe named Allison! She’s so pretty!!”

by tayswifey March 29, 2021

allison

a fucking sexy ass bitch who can fucking be hot as fuck because she so fucking awesome

i want to fuck allison.

me : allison is hot as fuck

you: i know, such big bobs and but

by idiotsociety May 15, 2021

allisaacs

lola’s love for Dylan O’brien could never be matched for how much we lover her AND WOW ARE HER EDITS AMAZING

allisaacs would definitely make a dn joke

by jadaphobik June 9, 2021

Allison

(This is a joke) I am an Allison. Some words I would use to describe myself is: They am usually shy but they will open up to people when they get to know them. Dont get on their bad side. Can be mean. ALL boys fall for her but she wont fall for them. When she does fall she falls so hard its hard to get up. If you do manage to get her, dont let her go cause if you do youll regret it for the rest of your life. Youll be lucky to have her as a friend. She will make you smile when your around her. Dont be shy and get to know her. It wont be a mistake.

*This is Real*
My friends: Your so ugly
Me: ikr
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*Real*
Teacher: Write a slide show about yourself
Me: How are some ways to describe myself?
Teacher: Smart, talented, beautiful, artistic, funny
Me: Since when?
Teacher: Always
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Guy 1: Who was that? She was the hottest person Ive ever seen.
Guy 2: Bro you dont know her? Shes Allison.
Guy 1: Im gonna ask her out, bro.

Guy 3 : Don't bother, shes gonna be mine.
Guy 1: No man shes gonna be mine.
Guy 3: Well lets go over and see.
Guy 4: Lets hope you guys dont get rejected.
Guy 1: What do you mean
Guy 4: Havent heard? She already rejected half the school.

by Rei Midoriya June 13, 2021