The Wild Tyson Allen is the most not-Swollest in the known universe . He eats like a Boar, and can't do a push-up to save his life. Every day he eats the exact same thing, and makes sure everyone can smell his beef, and beans. Powers include: Being able to not fit in a single door, and constantly smelling like farts. If encounter his wild animal proceed with caution. He will eat anything that is in a 100 meter radius. I caution you to walk slowly away, although he will never in a million years catch you because he's slow, and very top heavy. Combat suggestions would be to push him slightly as he would fall down, and won't have the core strength to get up. This creature will struggle to death. Be advised he is constantly farting, and the fatality is enough to kill everything in a one mile area. He the reason for the death of my home planet, and he doesn't even have infinite stones. Thanos watch out this is a force not to be provoked.
by Kill The Queen-Penticton June 7, 2018

The alter ego of Mommy Ahizer.
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Albedo Allen is another term for a god or divine being. It is not commonly used because a being with this name/title is considered rare if you come across an Albedo Allen consider yourself lucky.
by Albedo Allen July 23, 2021

So saucy. They will make you fall then splash a shot in your face. But if that isn’t nasty enough they will step over you too. They are absolute savages who were cornrows and shooting sleeves. They are the answer. So beware because they are around 6 feet tall
by The real og Mikey d February 22, 2018
