Jacob Allen

Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.

person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.

by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019

cort allen

Cort "Fucking" Allen

Strengths: can smoke a whole pack of USA golds in 30 seconds

The monster of the 607, drinker of half empty flat beer at 3:00 in the afternoon, king of whole facts

Weaknesses:
Cant drive
also doesn't have a bike and refuses to get a bus pass so

Cort Allen- a wild animal who waits in the shadows for cigs and beer

by corty boy September 2, 2019

Allen

He is a cheating, lieing, loser with no life what so ever. Hits on several people while with you. He says he loves you but will move on in a hour. He is very rude and disrespectful towards women. He has no looks and is not sweet. He is an awful kisser. Hes gross and nasty. He shows no love in any way. If you find an Allen.... RUN.

never date an Allen. You'll regret it.

by Mahhahaha September 10, 2019

Tyson Allen

The Wild Tyson Allen is the most not-Swollest in the known universe . He eats like a Boar, and can't do a push-up to save his life. Every day he eats the exact same thing, and makes sure everyone can smell his beef, and beans. Powers include: Being able to not fit in a single door, and constantly smelling like farts. If encounter his wild animal proceed with caution. He will eat anything that is in a 100 meter radius. I caution you to walk slowly away, although he will never in a million years catch you because he's slow, and very top heavy. Combat suggestions would be to push him slightly as he would fall down, and won't have the core strength to get up. This creature will struggle to death. Be advised he is constantly farting, and the fatality is enough to kill everything in a one mile area. He the reason for the death of my home planet, and he doesn't even have infinite stones. Thanos watch out this is a force not to be provoked.

"Your such a Tyson Allen"
"what's that smell"

by Kill The Queen-Penticton June 7, 2018

Black George Allen

the first black private citizen (Jordan Thomas Cooper) that was followed by a staffer for George Allen (a Washington Redskins Owner, Virginia Governor, UVA Student-Athlete, and US Senator) on LinkedIn.

The Black George Allen (Jordan Thomas Cooper) was the most historical person in the world according to intel agencies.

by Coop Dupe June 11, 2018

grant allen dorland

a sometimes annoying guy with dark brown hair and blue eyes.

"did you hear what Grant allen dorland did ?"
"Yeah ! He ate a cherry pie"

by cherrry pie June 11, 2018

Sue Allen

A sexy streaker who bears all at rock concerts, beaches and main events. Her courage could easily be mistaken for insanity. She maybe a blonde but she's far more intelligent than all the brunettes and redheads put together. She makes her statement by crossing boundaries which sends tongues wagging. Does have her blonde moments though, but she is always the first to do what is right even if nobody else is doing so. Sue Allen should be a pin-up poster girl on every man's garage wall.

William: "Did you watch the news this morning, this drop dead gorgeous girl streaked at Depeche Modes concert last night"
Vincent: "I sure did, she should be a burlesque exotic dancer mate, she's absolutely beautiful, what was her name?"
William: "Sue Allen"

by Pin-up Peng December 14, 2017