alexa reyes

your typical white girl that thinks she’s ugly even when she’s not. often in toxic relationships when they know they deserve much better. their companions often have chodes. alexa reyes’s often have nice, milky, and hairy tits.

Wow! Alexa Reyes is whiter than paper!

by nesbitch228 May 19, 2019

Alexa

Alexa is the bestest friend anyone could ever ask for. She's sweet and cares about your feelings. She seems intimating and badass at first, but once you get to know her she's the kindest person you could ever meet. She's soft and beautiful inside and out. She probably sings and/or plays an instrument. If you ever meet an Alexa, keep her in your life.

Person 1: Who was that girl at school today?
Person 2: That was Alexa. Isn't she cool?
Person 1: She's awesome man

by unknowingly_saved July 31, 2019

alexamder

You didn't know how to type and misspelled "alexander" like the stupid person you are.

Person 1: *types "alexamder"
Person 2: "Bro you misspelled 'alexander' you dumbass."
Person 1: "Shut up."

by bro you dumb August 15, 2021

Alejandro's Dick

idk hmmm it's dick, it feels good

Just rode Alejandro's Dick

by Jackoff Chin December 17, 2021

Alejandro Kirk

A god amongst men. Alejandro Kirk will soon be recognise as one of the best catchers of all time. The sheer speed and athleticism of this man is ground breaking for the human race.

That guy is almost as fast as Alejandro Kirk.

by KingNation120 May 19, 2022

Jianna Alexa

A girl who is very interesting, other known as “mortal x-face” but don’t tell anyone about that. Shes a full-time Keigo Takami simp and draws at 4am in the morning. She likes being called ugly and strives to be as ugly as possible. She falls in love too fast.

Jianna Alexa once said: “You better stop making jokes about Huening Kai’s dad because soon before you know it, he could be your father in-law.”

by aehello April 24, 2022

justin smelling alexa

Some horny teenage boy who has a ear fetish. He has a nostril cycle that happens over the course of the year similar to the menstrual cycle. He has an obsession with smelling a girl by the name of Alexa in her left ear. Many realistic jokes are made about Justin smelling Alexa, which he is in denial about.

Person 1: Hey Dude did you see Justin smelling Alexa?
Person 2: Yeah! He put his nose all the way in!

by flash gorden May 28, 2017