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fire alarm sex

We had rockin’ fire alarm sex when the school was burning down.
by Daddydurabledildo January 1, 2024
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human smoke alarm

A person (sometimes on the ceiling) that tells you if there is smoke or a fire.
The costlier human smoke alarms even call the firefighters for you.
by MaybeARealWord January 26, 2022
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Alarm Cock

Erin was fast asleep when she felt the alarm cock go off at 8am sharp
by Quaxo March 17, 2016
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scuffed alarm

person 1: who are you playing with??

person 2: scuffed alarm why?
by p0landspringfan August 22, 2020
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bullshit alarm

When someone tries to tell you something that you know is not the truth, it is an "alarm" that goes off in your head telling you not to fall for the lie.
I was at the dentist's office and they were selling me something at a high cost that I did not need. My bullshit alarm went off that day, and I got red-faced with extreme anger!
by Julius Wrightmoore June 4, 2021
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Alarm Clock

A homemade bomb; specifically one with a timer.
Better get outta here soon, the alarm clock is gonna go off!
by All Mighty Allah November 9, 2016
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Alarm Button

A metaphorical or literal button that sends you into full panic mode. Whether it's waking you up at an ungodly hour, triggering anxiety in stressful situations, or being the last resort in a crisis—pressing the "alarm button" means it's time to freak out or act fast. Often associated with early mornings, deadlines, and life's unexpected curveballs.
I hit the alarm button when I realized my 50-word essay was due in an hour. I’m such a slow typer!
by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024
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