false alarm

When you want to fck so you text your booty call to ask where shes at. But you end up wanking it by the time they respond. Thus losing the desire to bang.

Dude: Fck, Im so horny after this lunch. Wonder were Girl is.

{SextMessenger}
Dude> Hey whats up?
*1 hour later..
Girl> Not much, just bored! What about you?
Dude> Nm, False alarm.

by sdletsdance October 26, 2012

scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.

My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.

by Sandolorian December 13, 2021

Alarm-playa

Definition of an alarm-playa is someone who has a semi busy day planned, so sets their alarm earlier than normal. When it comes to tha alarm in the morning they press the snooze button several times, playing wit the structure of the day.

arrh man my hole days cocked up now, new i should never of been no alarm-playa

by mezalong March 09, 2009

International stranger alarm

When your schools fly a finnish flag from the flag poles with a finnish swastika flag on it to warn of immediate school shootings.

The international stranger alarm will keep the laws intact first scream abelijck

by Cody5050 December 16, 2022

Thailand Alarm Clock

Waking up in the morning to a surprise rimjob from a significant other

“Dude, my girlfriend woke me up with a Thailand Alarm Clock this morning!”

by SovietFemboy March 12, 2024

5-Alarm Regret

The feeling one gets after adding entirely too much hot sauce to ones food

Joe: whats wrong Bill?

Bill: this sri racha just gave me a bad case of the 5-Alarm regret.

by lordfusty August 08, 2007

Alarm clock

A physiological horror of the morning involving a sound most likely a beep over and over. Used in the CIA as a tactic then removed because it was inhumane.

John had his alarm clock go off this morning. He is now in a mental hospital given drugs because the ptsd is to severe.

by Gototheofficemyfriend October 09, 2022