Alarm Cock

The act of giving a blowjob to a consenting partner to wake them up.

Person #1: “Hey babe, do you want to wake up to an alarm cock?”

Person #2: “Yes, that sounds amazing!”

by Pseudonymphxx November 5, 2019

Fire Alarming

Your boyfriend.

I have a boyfriend. His name is.... Fire Alarm! I guess I was fire alarming a little bit.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 August 1, 2022

Thailand Alarm Clock

Waking up in the morning to a surprise rimjob from a significant other

“Dude, my girlfriend woke me up with a Thailand Alarm Clock this morning!”

by ar18enjoyer March 12, 2024

Alarm Cock

Waking up your significant other by having sex with them.

Erin was fast asleep when she felt the alarm cock go off at 8am sharp

by Quaxo March 17, 2016

Murdoch reverse alarm

When you take 2 steps backwards and farting on an unsuspecting victim

Duncan pulled up on Johnny and dropped a Murdoch reverse alarm on him

by Richard head 87 September 2, 2025

5-Alarm Regret

The feeling one gets after adding entirely too much hot sauce to ones food

Joe: whats wrong Bill?

Bill: this sri racha just gave me a bad case of the 5-Alarm regret.

by lordfusty January 1, 2009

fire alarm sex

Pumping to the rhythm of a fire alarm.

We had rockin’ fire alarm sex when the school was burning down.

by Daddydurabledildo January 1, 2024