Alabama express

A joke going too far resulting in a sweaty orgy in the back of an old Suburban.

Last thing I remember we were joking about sausages and then I'm suddenly on the Alabama express

by WeberStir May 4, 2018

Alabama dozen

37 of sumthin

I just got an Alabama dozen of som boof!!

by Onlycrack June 23, 2022

The Alabama Twister

When your sister spins on your dick with a blanket over her head which then resembles a tornado

"Joanne how about I give you the alabama twister?"
"Cleetus i would love that but what if ma or pa sees?"
"thats what the blanket is for!"

by A N O N Y M O O S E June 4, 2023

Alabama dozen

37 of something

Shit man I got myself a Alabama dozen of that sister kisser pack man, thats 37gs of dat kush

by Boofsmoker2001Lilpump June 23, 2022

Alabama Mortar

A sexual action involving a woman to eat greasy food or take dietary pills and then lay flat on her chest and then defecate at full force into a mans mouth behind her

Cuz: Danial always wanted an Alabama Mortar , this may be his lucky night after taco bell

Danial: I've been waiting for ever I could never thank you enough

by Truewhiteamerican April 28, 2022

Alabama Chainsaw

A loud and long fart typically lasting longer than 2 seconds that sounds like a chainsaw.

Person 1: "dude that was a long Alabama Chainsaw, it lasted like 3 seconds!"

by Manboy Boyboyman August 26, 2017

alabama birdfeeder

a sex act like the the San Francisco birdfeeder except done with a close relative (sister or cousins for example)

I hope I can get an Alabama birdfeeder at the next family reunion.

by Short order Cock December 13, 2022