Alabama Beanstalk

The sexual art of picking up your girlfriend/sister over your head, much like a giant, and bringing her back down forcefully on your knee. This act is properly done when the back is not broken, but your female partner is short of breath and gasping for air. You can make it extra fun by orally fucking her senseless as she gasps and sputters for air.

I'm still recovering from the Alabama Beanstalk that Tony gave me last night

by FingerPuncher May 29, 2017

Alabama stroke

When your sister gives you a handjob.

I caught Norma Jean giving her brother Billy Bob an Alabama stroke behind the barn last night.

by ja'deqwerviex November 4, 2017

alabama motto

Why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall

Guy 1- you know the Alabama motto right?

Guy 2 - no?

Guy 1 - why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall.

Guy 2 - that’s fucked up!

by HalfGearrod December 4, 2017

alabama longhorn

Shoving your whole foot up her vagina

Man my pussy is sore from that ALABAMA longhorn

by Fookboiman March 12, 2018

Alabama nosebuster

When you cum in a girls nose and it come out her mouth and she swallows it again

Stacy looks hot I want to do a Alabama nosebuster to get

by Tht white chick March 9, 2017

Alabama Orchestra

A prank or sexual move in which a male/female butt chugs helium, and afterwards eats a hearty helping of baked beans. The high - pitched gas emissions from the bunghole are then sprayed into the victims face.

Juan passed out the party, so I took some of the balloons and some of his beans, and BAM! Alabama Orchestra right the the beaner's face!

by EatMyDictionary June 22, 2016

alabama backpack

When the smaller mate (regardless of sex (if female use stap-on similar to pegging)) rides on the back on the bigger one (who runs as fast as they can) while fucking them in the ass.

Guy 1: Yo last night my girl gave me the Alabama Backpack
Guy 2: Nice! How far did you run?

Guy 1: All the way to the gas station!

Guy2 : Damn!!

by Jonnysockskin July 27, 2016