Someone with horrible wifi, far more worse than McDonald's Wi-Fi. Someone with Asian wifi will usually be right near the wifi box, or just in the same room with it.
guy 1: *ping 1000* yo wtf im teleporting n shit
guy 2: guys look who has asian wifi
rest of the guys: racist
guy 2: guys look who has asian wifi
rest of the guys: racist
by rqinbow November 3, 2020
Get the asian wifi mug.An Asian spaghetti sandwich is when you take a shit in a girl's hair and shove her hair up your butt. If done correctly, it should resemble spaghetti with meat sauce on a bun.
Wanda: Hey Kerry! I'm hungry. Let's eat.
Kerry: How about an Asian Spaghetti Sandwich?
Wanda: No thanks. I didn't plan on washing my hair today.
Kerry: How about an Asian Spaghetti Sandwich?
Wanda: No thanks. I didn't plan on washing my hair today.
by JackLegs87 May 12, 2021
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Typical Grading System according to Asian Parents:
A = Almost Good Enough
B = Beating
C = Cry In A Corner
D = Death
E = Excruciating Death
F = F***ing Excruciating Death
A = Almost Good Enough
B = Beating
C = Cry In A Corner
D = Death
E = Excruciating Death
F = F***ing Excruciating Death
Me: I got 200% on my test just like you wanted!
Asian Parents: 200%?! Why no 400%?
Me: But the maximum was 200%—
Asian Parents: NO EXCUSE FOR FAILURE!!! YOU GROUNDED!!!
Asian Parents: 200%?! Why no 400%?
Me: But the maximum was 200%—
Asian Parents: NO EXCUSE FOR FAILURE!!! YOU GROUNDED!!!
by SevenFootRatsRatsAlongHisRats August 20, 2022
Get the Asian Parents mug.A head and smoke shop in the United State that is owned and ran by either Asians, Arabs and Indians.
Hey Joe could you drive me to the Asian Fat-Man Arab Indian shop so I can buy a Pack of Tobacco and tubes.
by Ldmnc01 May 21, 2023
Get the Asian Fat-Man Arab Indian Shop mug.lifelong: Oh shit, there's an asian on the road! I think it might be bobbyjoedoodle.
MonthlyLs: K I'm about to head out. You know what they say. Asian driver no survivor.
MonthlyLs: K I'm about to head out. You know what they say. Asian driver no survivor.
by polrs September 24, 2019
Get the asian driver no survivor mug.People of Asian descent who take on characteristics of "Snooky" from Jersey Shore. Are highly discriminatory towards any culture except for the Asian culture.
"Asian Snooky Syndrome (A.S.S.)" Dressing inappropriately, carrying ridiculously expensive handbags, driving luxury cars, behaving like a low class individual and all around doing nothing to deserve it. Most synonymous with spoiled F.O.B.'s
by BigWillyK October 2, 2012
Get the Asian Snooky Syndrome (A.S.S.) mug.A term used to describe late asians. They basically arrive whenever they want. Depending on their mood, they can arrive a minute late, or an hour late.
by oorah852 February 4, 2009
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