Kevin

An absolutely sexy Greek god of a man who gets all the ladies

Yo looks it’s Kevin😏😏😩

by shingwynol April 20, 2021

Kevin

That one kid whose "Laptop ran out of battery and has to get a spare 1997 dell from the school"

Oh, Kevin!!!

by hohohhohohohoo May 23, 2021

Kevin

Mom

I said, “It’s not a faze Kevin”

by UwUmigirl July 2, 2019

Kevin

A annoying asshole who just loves to swallow Dylan never makes his own decisions and we think he is gay and he loves to cry over everything

Kevin why are you not good at any games

by Gene drinks a lot of beer February 13, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is an asian male. 57.2% of all asian males are named Kevin. Nowadays, as of 2022, 12.4% of asian females are also named Kevin. 5% of nonbinary individuals are also named Kevin. Kevin is an extremely popular name in the Asian American community. Some say it is due to its ability to be pronounced very easily by immigrant parents. Others say it is because Kevin means bringer of great prosperity and grace, although unproven.

White Kevins are rare and are often mistaken to be Asian simply due to the sheer vast numbers of Asian Kevins. Do you know an Asian Kevin? Tell him, her, they to have a blessed day and to keep Kevin-ing.

Wow! Have you seen all those Kevins?

Yeah! There are 7 Kevins in my class alone!

We should start a Kevin club!

by An asian kevin March 6, 2022

Kevin

A super buff and jacked guy.
Plays CSGO all day and spends thousands of dollars on it every day.

Can steal ANYONES girl (or boy)
Has a $5000 gaming PC (PC Master Race)
Dates girls but is actually mega gay.
Has a crush on people named Armando.

Woahhhh! Is that Kevin?! He’s so JACKED! Look at his cool gaming pc!!!!

by Logic Phoenix July 13, 2019

Kevin

A lonely boy, that doesn't have many friends. He can sometimes be annoying but he is really funny and and a lot of people laugh at his jokes. Sometimes he can get mad where he punches you or ignores you. Not a lot of people care about him. People call him gay. But in reality he isn't. He's really funny and can make you laugh all the time when be says moist fries.

Kevin likes moist fries.
Kevin is lonely.
Kevin does not have many friends.

by Xoxomissmia June 30, 2018