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JAN

An acronym that stands for Jew, Ape, Nigger. It is an adjective used to describe someone who is greedy, idiotic, and cringe.
Person 1: Did you know Christen broke into your home, stole your wallet and banged your girl last night?

Person 2: He did that?! Im gonna find this JAN and beat the shit out of him.
by Mr. Moomoomooo October 3, 2020
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Jan Pono

People who are named Jan Pono are brutally honest, sarcastic, has the world's sexiest legs, overall super sexy and most importantly thicc.
Ava: Whow she's pretty thicc.

Ana: Chill out mate, but yeah I agree. Just look at her legs!

Olive: Hell yeah, she's a total bae! Her name's probably Jan Pono.
by Jamal Has the nine October 14, 2020
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Jan tan

Short for "January tan" which can mean either a winter wind burn/frostbite from extreme cold or a actual subtle tan from an abnormally warm and sunny winter day in January.
Whoa dude, you sure got a nice "Jan tan" over the past weekend.
by RBike January 13, 2013
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Jan's disease

A disease which is carried by John Becker or its offspring produced. Common symptoms are sporadic gayness, finding new friends to see, and other gay stuf, usually breaks all the rules of the bro code
Damn John really has Jan's disease. That hits contagious
by Pimpdaddy696967 September 2, 2013
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bro-jan horse

when a bro in an attempt to hook up with a drunk chick and does not have a condom shows her the empty condom box and says that he has one and continues to have un-protected sex
Bro 1: "Dude how was last night?"
Bro 2: "Didn't have a condom"
Bro 1: "So nothing happened?"
Bro 2: "You kidding? I gave her the old bro-jan horse"
by Hosier March 2, 2011
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Jan-Michael

Jan-Michael Vincent was an American actor known for portraying helicopter pilot Stringfellow Hawke in the TV series Airwolf and the protagonist, Matt Johnson, in the 1978 film Big Wednesday. He was the best of the best during that time. In 1984, Vincent was cast as Stringfellow Hawke in the helicopter action series Airwolf (1984), co-starring Ernest Borgnine. Jan-Michael Vincent was a prominent heartthrob actor in the '80s whose later life was plagued by numerous sad occurrences until his eventual death in 2019. Best known for his role in "Airwolf," Jan-Michael Vincent was undoubtedly one of the most talented, popular, and highest-paid actors of his .
Did you see the helicopter pilot professionally maneuver through the obstacle; he pulled a Jan-Michael Vincent!
by Air Wolf The Great November 22, 2021
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Siert-jan

Siert-jan is a very caring person who love others, empathy, smart, handsome, can do everything in anytime, person will be for you in anytime you want.
All the people around siert-jan say: siert-jan is perfect
by -. -.. - - November 23, 2021
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