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[Dildo Blast]

v. 1.The act of penetrating someone repeatedly with a dildo. 2. Having fun with a dildo. 3. placing the dildo in an orfice and using sheer will to blast it out of said orfice.
i hope she does not tie me up and dildo blast me.
by skasteve4356 February 6, 2009
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dildo casserole

After a dildo has been inserted into a female's leaky, gaping vagina, and a male's hairy, saggy buttocks, the poopy bloody cum is then baked with the dildo into a delicious treat for the whole family to enjoy. :)
After a delightful masturbational experience, Jenny decided to bake a dildo casserole for her first night meeting Daniel's family. They loved it!

Aftter beating his wife with an inflatable dildo Treva yelled, "Yo bitch! Make mez some dildo casserole wif sum o dem waffle fries! Den fo dessurt Ima need sum dildo pie n sum bloody pussy sorbet!"
by Jenielor Harvis September 29, 2009
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Dildo Puncher

One man (usually gay) who shoves a dildo up another man's ass.
"That idiot at the perfume counter is such a dildo puncher!"
by SadisticJoe December 29, 2002
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Polish dildo

Ayo fudge, you wann come over for dinner? Karen makin polish dildos.
by Hawaiian Dicking January 26, 2010
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dildo fucking

what happens when a horny women has no cock to take in so she brings out the ole dildo. you stick it up your vagina and make animal noises.
hey, I walked into your girlfriend dildo fucking and since there was a real weiner there, I took that dildo, threw it out the window, and fucked her like theres no tomorrow.
by walter mangina October 29, 2009
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alabama dildo

The act of tying a half-dead squirrel or other small rodent to a stick and pleasuring ones self with said stick.
Amy and Jill decided to have an alabama dildo after a long day of hunting.
by The man of the hour October 22, 2013
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dildo-legged

the state of being inebriated to such excess that ones legs become rubbery and unable to function
Did you guys see that guy? He was walking around all dildo-legged after hitting the beer bong for the 3rd time...
by DJ_Murdock May 31, 2011
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