pudding brain

Pudding Brain is the state that one gets into around Christmas time in the office. This implies that you are preparing for Christmas holidays and in no state to complete any actual work.

Pudding Brain can carry over at any time of year and can be used when you are in no frame of mind to be useful within your place of employment, usually on a Friday afternoon.
For example, "today I have pudding brain" which essentially translates to "I won't be doing anything helpful today because I am lazy."
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Brain Shart

Like a brain fart only worse.
A brain fart is forgetting your wedding anversery when asked.
A brain shart is forgetting you're married.
I had a total brain fart when I thought I forgot where I parked my car. Then I realised it was a brain shart because I don't own a car.
by grogboy April 08, 2016
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Monday Brain

Forgetting things on a Monday because your brain is still on the weekend; The result of a Mondaze which causes you to forget things; a cop-out for forgetting things on Monday.
My Monday Brain has caused me to forget an email attachment three times today.
by G8rSoftball15 February 10, 2010
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Crow Brain

Crow Brain , keeps shiny and useless things or things to put shiny things in.
see "pack rat". keeps anything shiny and mostly useless "i am such a crow brain, i keep old jars"
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slut brain

When your Dominant puts you so deep into subspace that all you can think about is the unyielding, intense desire to be fucked.
I love when my man puts his hands on me. He gives me such slut brain whenever I am around him!
by Vorsteher Agony May 08, 2021
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Fuzzy Brained

The notion that sometimes the functioning of even our own brains is confusing and inexplicable. Kind of like every cat - in part generalizable, and in part hilariously unpredictable.
You want to make a poster of your cat? Well that is a fuzzy brained idea!
by Miss Agnes July 01, 2018
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Nuts for Brains

A male who thinks with his dick rather than his brain. Follows what his sexuality says to do instead of taking the path of common sense or intelligence.
"Can you believe John? That's the third girl he's screwed this week and he's SUPPOSED to be dating Stacy!"
"He must have nuts for brains."
by bottomofthebikini May 28, 2009
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