Sticking a long pencil sown the end of your dick with the tip facing outwards. You then have to write an entire essay without the teacher noticing. If your teacher does notice they get to shove as much stationary down the end of your dick as they please.
"Jacob, are you doing the students grip?"
"Yeah"
"Well I caught you, you know what that means now"
*teacher proceeds to stuff 7 pencils down the end of Jacob's schlong*
"Yeah"
"Well I caught you, you know what that means now"
*teacher proceeds to stuff 7 pencils down the end of Jacob's schlong*
by Bath blaster January 11, 2022
Characterised in superficially sophisticated actions and attitudes evident in the way in which student acts or conducts oneself, particularly in social settings, mid day and early evening pursuits. Such, thereby envisioning themselves as evolved and trendy but making a point, particularly via dumping of film photos on instagram, of attempting to appear classier than their fellow Undergraduate Students wether actually doing a Masters or not. Typically exhibited by non-STEM students with an abundance of time on their hands.
Ben: Did you see Adam's Instagram post the other day? He was wearing a Tote Bag and vintage corduroy trousers in Hyndland to a Non-profit open Mic Night. He had one of those expensive IPA's too!
Ewan: That is pure Masters Student behaviour.
Ewan: That is pure Masters Student behaviour.
by bawthecat July 17, 2023
by Kappafrmdatre July 02, 2023
When a teacher gives a student a bad grade for reasons outside of academics, such as political views.
Derived from Bitch Slap.
Because teachers cannot bitch slap, they student slap.
Derived from Bitch Slap.
Because teachers cannot bitch slap, they student slap.
by RainbowEscapist September 06, 2017
When the hallways are clogged like a fat man's arteries and nobody will get the fuck out of your way, so you hold a binder or backpack out in front of you and plow through everyone. Sometimes you don't need a binder or backpack, just your own pissed off self.
Friend: How did you get to class so early? Those dipshits are always standing around in the halls like herds of sheep.
Me: I just did a little student bowling.
Friend: Awesome.
Me: I just did a little student bowling.
Friend: Awesome.
by Blitzqueen August 20, 2014
Someone who does important things and speaks about important things because other people chose for them to be important
synonyms: Jean
synonyms: Jean
by realperson23 May 11, 2022
He's a DE student...
by Ray BlaQ November 12, 2021