FPS Denial

The denial you experience after every death while playing a First-Person Shooter. You cannot even begin to comprehend how that bullet could have hit you or how your RPG didn't kill him, but instead provided the opponent the opportunity to kill you.

*Playing Battlefield 3 and getting sniped at*
*Crouch behind wall*
*You get shot in the head*
"WHAT IN THE FUCK! THERE'S NO WAY THAT BULLET COULD HAVE HIT ME! I'm in FPS denial."

by Dierks48 December 29, 2011

Name denial

When you see a name that is spelled different than most with the same sound, and you think that spelling it that way is just wrong, and you kinda start to hate them for it.

Robert: "Her name is chanelley?"
Matthew: "Yeah but it's pronounced like the normal Shanley."
Robert: "Dude, Thats some major name denial."

by comethruclutch June 19, 2014

Dirty Denai

When you find yourself playing Rock, Paper, Scissors , with those in front of you in a gangbang to “gain position” only to be stymied by a handless cripple in position #6 or #9.

Last night I encountered a Dirty Denai while attempting to organize a union of strippers.

by Dirty Denai Himself October 5, 2021

Zach in denial

When Zachary emmanuel is in denial that he cant find a girlfriend

Zach in denial of not contemplating suicide

by Achimod45 February 16, 2014

access denied

A humiliating sexual act.

When having a one night stand with a young lady. You go back to hers, get naked and in bed. Then you stick it up her 'wrong' hole. When she says 'no' or complains you shout ACCESS DENIED in the manner Wayne from Wayne's World does. You get dressed and leave without adding to the 'conversation'.

by Denied_Access November 25, 2006

Holland Denial Syndrome

A roommate who sleeps with every woman he possibly can, including 30 year old ex wives(which have 2 kids), too total up the amount of people slept with above the 30 mark. He then denies the fact that he could have an STD and refuses to get tested for it. Thus making all of his other roommates wash there hands in an over excessive manner to avoid any kind of contact.

Andrew: “So Holland, how many women have you been with?”
Holland: “Don’t worry about it?”
Andrew: “Don’t you worry about getting an STD?”
Holland: “Don’t worry about it?”

The next day…..

Holland: “Hey Andrew, guess what girl I banged last night?”
Andrew: “I don’t know, who?”
Holland: “Another 30 year old I met at the bar!”

P.S. Symptoms of the Holland Denial Syndrome might include partial baldness at a young age……..

by Matt Spangler January 25, 2008

Vegan Denial

When a vegan believes disgusting food taste good because:

1. He or she has been vegan so long, he or she forgets what good food tastes like.
2. He or she is so passionately devoted to veganism that psychologically vegan substitutes must taste good.

Note: Not all vegan food is bad and not all vegans are in vegan denial.

How can anyone buy those vegan cupcakes? They taste like chalk.

Vegan Denial.

Or

I made these vegan fish tacos. They are good, not vegan denial good.

by A vegetarian June 12, 2008