Sailor Sock

a prophylactic used to prevent pregnencany and worn at ports of call by men having sex with promiscuous women laden with various sexually transmited diseases. condom

Guy 1: "Yo, did you hear Nick banged Tiffany last night?"
Guy 2: "Tell me he used a sailor sock."

by dinsker2 January 2, 2009

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No Socks No Sexuality

No socks, no sexuality, its simple.

*grade 7 kid walks up to grade 5 kid* HEY DO YOU HAVE SOCKS ON Grade 5: Why are you asking Grade 7: NO SOCKS NO SEXUALITY Grade 5: OH SHIT *shows socks* Grade 7: Good. *grade 7 walks away* Grade 7: Hey kid do you got socks. Other grade 5: no *grade 7 takes off belt and starts beating the kid* grade 7: FUCKING WEAR SOCKS. for safe sex. *winks*

by LordShrakman December 23, 2018

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sock dropper

Someone who jerks off in their own socks, dropping the damp foot coverings around the house for others to find.

Ethan had been told to leave his dick produce in a piece of tissue, but has instead turned into a real sock dropper.

by Shelby Monin December 25, 2016

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Cuck Sock

When you shit in a sock and have your partner swallow it.

The price to play gearsofhalotheftauto 7 salvation army edition eat a cuck sock

by quantum restitution September 26, 2018

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Northerner’s Sock

When you fill a condom with gravy, place it on your penis and have sexual intercourse. The phrase “You ‘right love?!” must also be spoken during said intercourse and gravy can also be drunk from a large pitcher.

Person 1: I had a great time last night with that bird.
Person 2: Oh yeah, what’d you do?
Person 1: Yeah mate, we did the Northerner’s Sock.

by TheAlMan November 13, 2018

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