"Yo homie, check out my sock!"
"...and you thought we had finished it all. Pass da sock-broc homie, we'll smoke dis shit."
"...and you thought we had finished it all. Pass da sock-broc homie, we'll smoke dis shit."
by PacheDiablo May 24, 2014
Get the sock-brocmug. *grade 7 kid walks up to grade 5 kid* HEY DO YOU HAVE SOCKS ON Grade 5: Why are you asking Grade 7: NO SOCKS NO SEXUALITY Grade 5: OH SHIT *shows socks* Grade 7: Good. *grade 7 walks away* Grade 7: Hey kid do you got socks. Other grade 5: no *grade 7 takes off belt and starts beating the kid* grade 7: FUCKING WEAR SOCKS. for safe sex. *winks*
by LordShrakman December 23, 2018
Get the No Socks No Sexualitymug. Someone who jerks off in their own socks, dropping the damp foot coverings around the house for others to find.
Ethan had been told to leave his dick produce in a piece of tissue, but has instead turned into a real sock dropper.
by Shelby Monin December 25, 2016
Get the sock droppermug. A cotton sock that is used to clean up ejaculation off of the bed. over time it dries and becomes crusty/ sharp at which point it needs to be replaced
by apreston1978 April 13, 2009
Get the sharp sockmug. A sock used for the purposes of masturbation, often found hardened and flaking, stuffed down the side of the bed in a teenage boy's room. Also the unfortunate name of a US professional tennis player.
Not to be confused with jock sack, a Scotsman's ball bag.
Not to be confused with jock sack, a Scotsman's ball bag.
by Jon Salat November 15, 2017
Get the jack sockmug. A living sock that will explore the house when no one is home and hide itself in improbable places to find a sock.
by XCchamp June 17, 2009
Get the Wandering Sockmug. I jacked off last night but as I got ready for work this morning I forgot about it and I lost sock roulette
by Classic Schmosby April 28, 2016
Get the Sock roulettemug.