buttery meltation fetish 

the fetish in which someone applies solid butter between there ass cheeks holding them together until it melts then rubbing the liquidified butter on themselves

'have you ever met someone with a buttery meltation fetish?'

buttery meltation fetish by randomdefiner123 January 20, 2015

Baby Batter Blaster

cock

I just shot carpet babies on her chin with my baby batter blaster

Baby Batter Blaster by Burritowagon May 11, 2010

you better check yo self 

Examine what you're about to do or say before you say or do it wrong. Expressed to people who usually are wrong and belive to think they are above the rest or have a right to do or say anything they want.

You better check yo self before you wreck yo self

you better check yo self by miaobaid August 25, 2014

E.coli does it better 

a smug statement used by biochemical engineers while in conversation with chemists, once this is said it will often cause a heated debate between the two scientists. this relates to the fact the the E.coli bacteria can be modifided to produce chemical compounds, stealing the job of chemists.

chemist: 'I'm designing a process to produce a new anti-A.I.Ds medication'
biochem engineer: 'You do know that E.coli does it better'

E.coli does it better by Bluntman DC February 14, 2009

tripple a battery 

Nick name for aromantic, asexual, agender people

Hey d you think i have a chance with Arson?

No, they're a tripple a battery so you've got no chance

Dang...

tripple a battery by im u fucking sadist17 May 20, 2021

better a smartass than a dumbass

quick witted response given when someone calls you a smartass that furthers your smartassness.

Bill to Bob: "You look like erectile dysfunction!"
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.

better a smartass than a dumbass by unemployed_tom June 28, 2006

butterhealth 

(noun)

a chick with a hot body and a cute face who is unhealthy internally, whether by high cholesterol, genetic defect, addiction, infection, or other ailment, to the extent that her value as sexual partner is greatly diminished

"Remember that hot chick I brought home from the bar last week?"

"Yeah, you hit that?"

"I wanted to, but it got weird. She had some kind of brittle bone disease so she gave me all sorts of rules about what I could or could not do. Frankly, it was a complete turn-off."

"Dude, she's a butterhealth!"

butterhealth by nyaaron January 29, 2010