Mong Juice

When you punch a pregnant woman in the stomach and drink the juice that runs out of her snatch.

My pregnant wife fell down the stairs and landed on her stomach and all of her mong juice splurged out

by B1G $t1nky October 17, 2023

tangy moo juice

Sour Cream

Could I get some tangy moo juice on my burrito?

by Theonewhodefinesnothing December 11, 2017

orange juice latte

When a girl is sucking your dick you pee in her mouth.

when a girl sucks your dick your pee in her mouth
therefore you gave her an orange juice latte.

by Jswaggz February 22, 2011

Plant Juice

A relatively new type of juice which has seen its origins in Robertson, South Africa. This type of juice is derived from Jelly Fish Semen mixed with many different types of liquids including a small ratio of alcohol. It’s brewers mainly serve it and have always called it plant juice as the semen in its early stages looks like a plant.

The Kelly family went to the sea to find Jellyfish so that they can start brewing plant juice.

by Jellyfish_Juice May 16, 2019

Kale Juice

A antisemitic mondegreen used on social media which is meant to avoid censorship when saying "Kill Jews".
This can be hateful, antisemitism, and is very insensitive.

Instagram Comment: Kale Juice
Reply: Based

by IAmNotARacistButARealist June 13, 2025

Hick Juice

A certain cologne often used by hicks, Tim Mcgraw Fragrance. Or, Justen Michaels Alexander's ejaculation.

Stop spraying that perfume! It smells like we've been swimmin' in some hick juice!

Or,

Yumm, this tastes like hick juice!

by RavenMae;) May 14, 2009

Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste

Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste has to be one of the worst ways to make your teeth smell bad and have a horrendous shitty taste and smell so you do not want to use this. I used this when I was a kid and I absolutely fucking hate it. If you want trauma then use this.

"I wanna try Orange Juice Flavored Toothpaste."
"Don't do it or your dead."
"I don't care"
"Good luck, soldier"

by titandestroyer6000 April 29, 2024