Jack

a name short for jack ass, but instead of using the whole word, you just shorten it to jack.

"let me pull over and let by buddy jack go"

by .fdl May 1, 2010

bombay slap jack

1)Go out with mates for a curry
2)Go home to partner
3)take partner's top off
4)shit all over her chest
5)get a dirty shitty tit wank

Danny-Good weekend Jules?
Jules-very good thanks
Danny-what did you get up to?
Jules-had a mean curry and a bombay slap jack!

by Crazy Wai April 12, 2005

Jack in the box

Jack in the box
V. The act of farting or producing waste of the rear into a public trash can and then closing the lid leaving it for someone else to discover and/or deal with.

As I went to the mcdonalds across the street to annoy them by eating my burger king just to find a Jack in the box as I am told to throw it away.

by Jefferys deffinitions August 20, 2010

Jack the Ass Ripper

Little known cousin of Jack the Ripper, famous for his ability to fart on command.

Today Jack the Ass Ripper killed it at the show.

by Saruman's Army February 6, 2015

jack of all traits

A politically correct way of describing someone with multiple personality disorder

Him: WTF is up with Jill? One minute she's Marsha Brady, the next she's Brittney Spears.
Her: She's a jack of all traits.

by stuartc1 February 8, 2018

Jack Off Jill

I'm sick of reading these incoherent definitions of JOJ, so I'll put in an accurate one. They're not metal or goth rock, and anyone who says they're either obviously knows nothing about either genre. Though Jessicka does scream, they're simply a rock band of mainly girls. They broke up in 2000 (not 2000) due to conflict between Jessicka and Robin because Robin thought she wasn't getting enough credit for JOJ.

Marilyn Manson convinced her to change the name from Jack In Jill to Jack Off Jill, and he didn't persuade her while she was drunk OR in bed...It was simply through a hallucinating contest. Anyway, they've had a total of 12 members in the band, including Daisy from Manson's group.

Since the band broke up, Jessicka has started a new band called Scarling., which is quite different and always ends in a ".".

Glad we've cleared all that up.

Jack Off Jill rules.

by Bloodshed December 22, 2004

have my jacks

can also be pronounced 'ave me jacks.

Used in poker when you beat some ones hand with jacks.

man1: Two pairs; eights and kings

man2: (lays down three jacks) Have my jacks

by Vincentw00t September 29, 2005