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Joseph Wheeler High School 

Joseph Wheeler High School is a high school in Marietta, GA. It is located directly across the street from East Cobb Middle School, its biggest feeder school. It is home to the science and technology magnet program, and its current principle is Mr. Chirprany.
I graduated from the magnet program in Joseph Wheeler High School.
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Springboro Junior High School

A school just a half mile from (Springboro High School) where about 25% of the students, who are often jocks, are complete jerks who are rich as fuck and talk shit about each other behind each others backs. Of that 25% some engage in illegal activity such as finding the "Candy Shop" and buying some "candy" for their personal use. Roughly 10% of the people are bullies who knowingly antagonize their victim on a daily basis by saying "Hey (insert victim's name here)" which is meant to simply just make the victim feel awkward and belittle them. When this occurs often the victim can do nothing because they cannot simply go to a teacher and say that someone keeps saying hi to them. About 50% of the students are normal people who are simply trying to do the best they can and walk around in a bliss simply not coming to the realization of the bullying and other illicit activities that are happening around them. Lastly, there is the 15% that are normal humane people that are willing to help those that are belittled and bullied, but often get bullied for it. Overall, life at SJHS sucks for those that aren't jerks and rich.
Kid 1: Do you go to Springboro Junior High School?
Kid 2: Yes, it sucks. All the jocks are rich and complete asses.

Ronald Reagan IB High School 

One of Milwaukee’s top leading high schools. Those who go to this school are often praised by parents and other people outside the school for being part of the International Baccalaureate Programme. Although this school is seen as a holy ground for a bright future graduates who want to have a great shot in college, this place is purely a breeding ground for snakes, thots, and other malicious students.

Ever since the Class of 2020 arrived, this school has been slowly falling apart with the chance of being admitted is much more higher compared to those who tried to get into this school in the past.

This school has some pretty hot girls though, but your chance with being with them is so low due to the fact that 99% of them consider the guys to be too immature and stupid.
Person 1: Damn that girl over there is hot as hell!

Person 2: Don’t even bother she goes to Ronald Reagan IB High School
Person 1: Thanks for saving me dude, no one knows exactly goes on inside that school!
Person 2: Yeah, that place is full of judgmental fucks who think they’re surperior because they’re IB

La Pine High School 

A small high school in La Pine, Oregon. Basically everyone is related to someone so there’s most likely incest happening in the town. The cliques are like what you see in cheesy 80s movies. You have the nerdiest nerds, popular kids, weird emos, the “best athletes” etc. The hicks think it’s cool to post pictures of confederate flags and proceed to get mad when people call them out for being racist. Sports are the only thing people care about in this school and the sports aren’t even that good. If you don’t do a sport, you’re worthless to the teachers. There’s tons of “Nikolas Cruz” types of kids and expels for threats left and right. Juuling in the bathrooms are considered a religion and if you don’t do it, you’re apparently lame. Most of the boys are fuckbois and only care about getting it with the hoes. The bathroom constantly smell like a mixture of vape and shit. Almost every boy drives a truck because they think they look “mysterious” and they wear cowboy boots. Pretty much everyone are idiots. The staff think they’re funny and quirky when they put on these stupid little dancing skits or whatever. Almost every guy has a girlfriend but she goes to a different school so you don’t know her. The rest of the guys without girlfriend are gay. Everyone is fake and toxic in some way but you can’t change friend groups since your friends have been the same since 2nd grade. In conclusion, LPHS is an interesting school in both a good and b a d way.
“I go to La Pine High School.”
“Oh God I’m so sorry. How many hicks want to fight you for no reason everyday?”

Hialeah- Miami lakes senior high school

Where half of the students are Cuban refs from Hialeah and the other half are more Cubans but since they live in Miami lakes they think they’re better . The classes are very easy and everyone is always high , usually half of the class is high . The law and digital media magnets are irrelevant and are only for the stupid kids that wanna be in a magnet . The iprep kids think they are cool Bc they have a laptop and honor classes and because they have a microwave. The football team is horrible, so are the cheer and dance teams. No one takes anything seriously in that school. The volleyball team is pretty good. And there are fights almost every day. There are A LOT of cute guys and a lot of people know and hang out with people from Goleman. Overall it’s a great and fun school if u like all the things listed above. WE ARE HML
I’m going to go to Hialeah- Miami lakes senior high school because I live right in front of it and my parent don’t wanna drive me to Goleman

Conestoga Valley High School 

A school filled with fake people, white people who try to act tough, black people who are chill for the most part but a few of them are dicks, Latinos who are ok but some can’t speak English, and chill Asians. Everyone there is a nic addict and if u have a juul everyone will ask for it. If u don’t have a six pack ur a bitch. 96% of the school is fake and 2018’s freshman are fucking pricks. Go to a different school if u can. Even solanco or manheim central.
Bro why are you such a dick.
Dont worry about them they go to Conestoga Valley High School.

south stanly high school 

home of chyea, squatted troks, pypes, and stuck up females.
when I drove past south stanly high school I saw a bunch of straight piped, squatted troks, and a roar of chyea came upon me. all of a sudden....I was one of them