Postwhackit Depression

(N) The feeling you get immediately after you’ve masturbated to completion where you are disgusted with yourself and the world around you.

“And so, as the Postwhackit Depression set in, I found myself desperately missing the warm embrace of the person who’s nudes I had just beat off to.”

by Fruitsnackdino October 28, 2018

student depression

When life at school is so hard, that your whole life falls apart

When the tears come streaming down your face because of school

I have student depression
I'm crying because i have student depression

by The Siljettes November 6, 2018

Fatty deposit

A swell dude named Ty who has a heck of a time getting his life together and as a result just kinda flops fetchingly through life like a lifeless blob of lard swirling in a chasm that is juxtaposed between chaos and helplessness.

Only a fatty deposit would show up 45 minutes late for a pathophys final.

by #Jellylicious 😎 November 9, 2018

chest depressed

An insecure feeling a woman can have about the size, feel, or general look of her bosoms.

I know I shouldn't be chest depressed, but I am.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Johnny Depo

A person that goes bananas for not getting over time hours to pay for addictions .

Johnny Depo is getting mad at the little cholo

by 4realsny November 15, 2018

sophia depression

The feeling you get when you think about Sophia Lillis and how cute and pretty and amazing and adorable she is. Side effects are crying, wanting to meet her and hug her and tell her how much you love her, and an excesive feeling of uwu

This Sophia edits are giving me Sophia depression

by Loser 011 January 5, 2019

derect deposit

The load of love-juice that a male "invests" into a female's love-tunnel (or her mouth, depending on "how far they're going" at the time) from his stiff taut "dispensing-spout".

I always ask a gal if she's in danger of getting preggo before I make any derect deposits into her "downstairs ATM".

by QuacksO January 31, 2019