Best friend law

The best friend law is when you have a friend of the opposite gender and your both single around Christmas then you have to date

Person: hey we have to date because of the best friend law

by Vexk December 19, 2021

just good friends

A term used when one is repulsed by -another person expressing intimate feelings or -the thought of entering a relationship with another person, but out of pity and empathy remains their friend.

We're just good friends. Please don't kiss me again or I'll dive into a pool of battery acid.

by kavakale July 13, 2004

5 minute friend

When a person only needs 5 minutes to give a job of an kind, have sex, or have an orgasm in general.

I can not believe Kiera was a 5 minute friend in the bathroom.

Thumbaleena is the 5 minute friend of the century.

by Crippler8 July 24, 2008

happy tree friend

1. your friend that lives in the trees. that's also happy. aka a hippy
2. the custest of cute woodland creatures...that mangulate each other with chainsaws and the like.

1. get outta that goddamn tree you hippy!
2. la la la la la la la la la la! la la la la la la la la! stumpy i love you!

by milo May 14, 2004

Un-Friend Confrontation

An awkward confrontation due to one person un-friending the other on facebook.

Person 1: Dude that was so awkward.
Person 2: What was?
Person 1: I just had an Un-Friend Confrontation with Jack.
Person 1:Doesn't he understand he's an annoying douche?

by That guy on facebook December 14, 2010

best friend syndrom

(usally hapens to guys) is when the person you like is also a really good frined and they would rather be good frineds

guy talking to guy friend: hey dude i talked to amber last night about goin out and she said that she really liked me and that i was like her best friend.
guy friend: haha it sounds like you got best friend syndrom goin on

by cheeze32 January 10, 2010

Too many friends

The last resort for removing people on facebook. While it has been possible to reach a 5,000 friend limit, the excuse is usually used to get rid of the annoying 'friends' you added or accepted to build up your friend count, or those who are no longer friends.
Can also be used to explain trimming your 'friends' down to just your real ones, not the myriad of acquaintances or suggested friends that build up.

Bob; 'Hey, Mike was asking why you deleted him on fb last night? Was it something to do with you walking in on him and your sister...'

John; 'Oh, no, tell him too many friends.'

Bob; 'The hell, you have like 200 friends?'

John; 'Exactly.'

Facebook status; 'Hey, sorry guys, too many friends. If I delete you, don't add me, cheers.'

by Jimdawg2 July 5, 2010