double denes 

large breasts where the nipples are not pointing in the same direction.

That girl has nice breasts, I totally don't mind the 'double denes.

double denes by randy royce February 3, 2010

Double-Loaded Weapon 

A man who is headed out for a night on the town, and is cum toxic, in that he is experiencing the natural result of sperm and related fluids that have built up in the body without release.

A sexual weapon consisting of two repositories of ammunition and a single barrel, which is fully loaded.

A man headed out for a night on the town who strongly feels the need to release his ejaculatory fluids.

Look here, I haven't been able to jack off in three days and I've got a Double-Loaded Weapon! Lets go find some girls.

Double-Loaded Weapon by Captain Trifucta February 4, 2010

double blind 

So hung-over that neither one of you remembers the other one's face, even though you slept with them last night. Also applies to "don't want to remember” and denial scenarios when confronted by friends about it.

"It's really funny to me that our friend hookup ended up in a double blind!"

double blind by animalshelly February 4, 2010

Double Desires 

A woman with a very well endowed chest area - she is probably a double d size bra

"Dude check out that chick's double desires"
"ooooh yeah I wanna hit that!"

Double Desires by Sexy___Bitch February 7, 2010

Double-Double-Downer 

A person who regularly eats two KFC Double-Down chicken sandwiches in a single sitting rather than eating just one.

Look at that fat bitch! I bet she's a double-double-downer!

Double-Double-Downer by suoivun April 21, 2010

double buttdecker deluxe 

When a male or koala bear decides to blow rasberries from the anal juices that have been inserted during sexual intercourse when boredom has gotten a hold of them.

Greg: Im bored of your small penis Johnny how about a double buttdecker deluxe, it will be like blowing pretty bubbles

double buttdecker deluxe by Josh Flimpole May 21, 2010

Double Glaugh 

A double glaugh is a failed attempt at not one but two jokes consecutively . The jokes shared are usually a poor attempt at eliciting laughter and may even come of as being haughty. However, the intention of the jokes were not meant in any way to be offensive or hurtful. The individual who narrates these failed jokes usually experience feelings of sheer embarrassment and regret because they have just been double glaughed.

The term glaugh is a fusion of the two words gaffe and laughter.

i tried to make a joke twice and both times they came out all wrong. I've definitely been double glaugh -ed. :(

Double Glaugh by double.gaffe.119 June 2, 2010