complete ass

When you did something and failed miserably, people could say this to you. Meaning the thing that you did was a total frailer or you sucked at doing it.

Complete ass! you just missed and I am right in front of you!

by TheDunkMaster September 25, 2017

ass hawk

The tuft of hair that grows from between a woman's butt crack. An extension of a woman's bush that crosses the taint and extends to the anus. A rectal mohawk. Today, overweight women and older women are more likely to sport an ass hawk than younger, hotter women. However, in the 1970s, more than one Playmate or Pet could be found gracing the pages of gentlemen's magazines while sporting the ass hawk. Careful attention must be paid to the upkeep of the ass hawk so that dingleberries or toilet paper balls are not amassed.

Henry said that the girl was pretty hot but he saw her ass hawk when she gave him the leg over.

by guinness67 July 16, 2009

wimp ass

Same as wimp but with more expression. Being afraid of something or someone and recieving peer pressure to do it.

Don't be such a wimp ass, just do it...

by tipifire September 14, 2006

ass stain

doesn't exist, if you mean "shit stain" or "turd/poop stain" it makes sense but your ass physically does not stain, if you use this word you're a moron.

"Damn I got an ass stain dude"
"You mean shit stain you idiot"

by Carlbrad05 February 28, 2017

ass-in-nine

the rare, superlative idiot that constitutes the statistic ass within nine people.

A: Dude did you just hear that!
B: Such an ignorant comment.
A: Yeah, he's definitely the ass-in-nine.

by jammyjam55 December 24, 2008

ass rodent

a small furry critter inserted into the anal cavity of a male to provide stimulation and pleasure through the use of the mammal's tiny but sharp claws.

"Who let my ass rodent out of its cage?"

"When Dave came over, Mike took out the ass rodent."

by Ani & Melissa October 18, 2008

hooptie-ass

(adj.) used to describe any common noun to describe a particularly inferior condition. anything broken or not in proper working order, or typically held together in substandard working order by any kind of cheap glue and/or duct tape.

"that is one hooptie-ass car."
"you're a f*ckin hooptie-ass bitch!"
"let's go get crunk at that hooptie-ass complex J-funk stays at."
"thou art unto thine hooptie-ass."

by Websta! October 16, 2008