Greasing the monkey

Masturbating

I told my brother to stop Greasing the monkey on the top bunk!

by CakeHose May 23, 2009

Brass-Monkey

funky monkey, Brass monkey, that funky monkey

Brass-Monkey is a

by When_ January 19, 2021

monkey's hanger

A hard sexual position to pull off, it requires three people, one holding on to something suspending all 3 people in midair, while the other 2 do a 69 while holding onto the hangers ankles. While doing the 69 one of the hanging partners reaches up and fingers or jerks off the person supporting everyone else.

Man 1, "Hey, I heard you tried the monkey's hanger last night with Jim and Jill."

Man 2, "Yea man! It was awesome, my arms are really sore though."

by Typhen September 7, 2010

Bidah Monkey

Someone who denounces everything by saying it is "bidah" (innovation). A great number of these exist in Saudi Arabia, where it is believed that the practice originated.

BM: "What is this? Brother, Urban Dictionary is bidah! BIDAH!"
ME: "Dude, quit being such a bidah monkey."

by mamoul March 18, 2011

saddleback monkey

Sex move . When a man dolphin dives over the woman and his dick smacks her in the face . She loves it .

I did the saddleback monkey last night with her and it was so fun you have to try it

by This random bitch February 27, 2014

skunk monkey

A condition a man gets if his penis isn’t cleaned after anal sex!

(1/2) The wife got a little drunk the last night of the camping trip and decided to try a little trunk humpin. But the showers were closed until morning so I woke up with skunk monkey!

by Denhamj February 24, 2018

Monkey Money

Drug money

" This loud I've been hustling has really got me some monkey money"- Some nigga selling gas

by Larson Chad May 3, 2020